I tried to use WordPress - But couldn't cope
Not that this is easy, so disappointing
I've taken hours now and may just give up altogether.
I'm coming to the end of my tether!
The poor old legs were in a right state,
One bigger than t'other, mate!
Pain from both knees and plates,
I fear I'm going to abirritate,
My thoughts do not congregate,
Could I sell my legs piccies to the Tate?
Will sense return? I'll just have to wait.
I got myself in a right muddle,
In having many a wee-wee puddle,
Then the brain went into a maudle,
And I could not work out the puzzle,
I gave up on WordPress,
Five hours later, my not feeling subtle,
Once more, I surrendered, I did scuttle,
To ring Grizelda, but only got a rebuttal!
Well, I was fed up, and angry and abashed,
So I got the hand laundering, washed,
I tried to cheer-up, but that was kyboshed,
Slipped over, banging on the corner of the cupboard, my crotch,
My hopes for success were botched!
Then, I wandered to have a shave & showering,
But only found me on the floor in a cower,
The leg dance came on with some power,
I got myself back after a half-hour,
Took painkillers, sulked, and things were dour,
My prospects for good fortune went lour,
I felt fed-up, bitter and sour!
Got the socks on, it didn't take me long,
The best I'd felt, all day long!
I nearly burst out into song!
Why was I singing? What was wrong?
And, Elvis's Love me tender, lovesong!
I was even feeling a little strong?
But hit my shoulder, so the high spirits didn't last long!
Then I was making the nosh; I stabbed my finger with the wooden prong!
Then I got a phone call, it was from nurse Zhong!
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On Monday, to take my blood, she's coming along!
I'd better not be wearing my thong! Hahaha!
My odd high spirits were soon gone,
As I tried Google Chrome, but not good this one,
Grammarly didn't work; it was no fun!
After more hours lost trying to find out what could be done,
Then Norton, who got the Grammarly facilitator on for me, also added
the Google Chrome Store then put itself down as the default search engine,
and I had to spend another hour getting it off. Only to find that Grammarly will not
work on Google Blogger on Firefox - Argh!
So I had to go through it all again in reverse!
I am a lucky bugger!
But the nosh was good enough, in the basin,
Tomatoes, passata, smoked crispy bacon, too,
Basil, roast paprika, fish sauce, black pepper, a sin!
Sinfully good, I mean, better than medicine,
Swiss roll and bread thins being the other two,
I masticated away, ne'er a better chew!
I ate the lot up, so I will need my Prazosin,
I'd better the medicined taken and start injecting!
Taste rating 8./10, and that's a high rating!
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