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Showing posts with label Graphic. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Timetraveller Billums Photograoh & Ode

 Timetraveller Billums Photograph & Ode

 

Today’s Graphic & Ode, may appear at first, as ethereal,
Because they are of transcendental fun, laugh if you will...
Fail to see the humour at your own peril...
Surreal, Barmy, Improvisational... but not topical...
Try to follow the flow, even when maniacal...
A little like Spike Milligan penning’s, abstractly?

 

Bill couldn’t afford any, so made his own nitroglycerine...

All ingredients were vegan, everything green...

This machine was his house... the job was Herculean!

With help from the lad with electrics, that was Alan.

 

Support from HRH, we call her that cause she’s a Queen...

She made sure things were going, cooker, bath, the big tureen…

Cause with time travel, you never know how long you’ve been...

Future, backwards… there’s no windscreen!

 

Our moniker for HRH, is Lisa-Petal, she’s just over eighteen,

She pretends to be older, she’s a real dream!

Insists on getting presents back home, Bless the pretty teen...

Always treats folks, when and wherever they’ve been!

 

Took a photograph, he says they saw Dr Who, and the Tardis…

He showed them how to make his house not seen, vanish!

That’s why he went time-travelling in his own Tardis.

Bigger on the inside, see? So took HRH, his biggest wish!

 

What sweet folk, the even took along the furries,

Plenty of toilet roll to... Bliss!

One of the things I noticed, they’d acquired,

Was a Dalek, see it at the back with the packages?

There’s a Nottingham lad, hoping to be hired...

 

They returned with presents for friends and family...

And an automatic tyre, own engine, can you see?

Not sure who that’s for. But rather hope it’ll be me!

Alan can add stabilisers, I’ll be mobile again, Whee!

 

I’m looking forward to Bill’s Time Travel 105th Report.

He should post it on Facebook, he really ought...

But folks won’t believe him, and give a chort...

Billum; Time Travelling, what a clever sport!

Soon, the doubters a lesson will be taught!

 

Here's the Photograph


♥ Billum & HRH Petal-Lisa ♥

Part of Geralds Make 'em Laugh Series

Monday, June 20, 2022

Crowell Manor Basement Laboratory: Scientific I.Q. Tested

Crowell Manor Basement Laboratory Utilised

To Investigate Gerald's intelligence Rating Level.

 



"Did I say I was feeling confident?"
 
 
 Inchies Make Them Laugh Series?

Sunday, June 13, 2021

Sunday 13th June 2021: Graphics, Photographicalisations & the odd Ode

 

A TFZer Performance of Swan Lake, I think?


Reluctantly, I Woke-Up!

Around 05:30hrs, I wriggled and coughed my way back into life. Feeling a little bit shaky and off-sorts! Having just had the best sleep for months, an unbroken sojourn with Sweet Morpheus, for seven and a half hours! But the body and mind were reluctant to fully wake, even less movement, and I nodded off again?

Half an hour later, I was forced to evacuate my heavily-stomached wobbly body from the imitation comfort of the £300, second-hand bought, c1968, sickeningly-beige-coloured, not-working, uncomfortable, rusty, rickety recliner. In desperate need of evacuations both front and rear, so, I limped off to the Porcelain Throne as fast as I could manage. Which was not very rapid!

Uncomfortable Session

A lot of evacuated product flowed quite freely and easily. Blocking up the exit route, that needed a lot of cleaning up afterwards, but I was coping with it well... until...

Whoopsiedangleplop

After the Throne session was over, and the place and myself were cleaned up, and I felt a little smug with myself, I took this photograph as I left the wet room...

The moment I snapped the picture, Peripheral Pete's leg dancing and Nicodemus's Neurotransmitters kicked off together! Swine!

I banged my leg against the doorframe, almost slid down the door, landing on my bum, and clouting the tight shoulder a hefty bang against the edge of the floor cabinet, followed by head butting the shower chair as I tried to correct the aim of my tumble! Cragnangles!

As much as it shook me up and hurt... the worst bit was getting back up on my feet again!

On the bright side (which took some finding, I can tell yer),  I avoided knocking the sock glide off of the chair, and there was no toe stubbing!

Amazing!

I made it to the kitchen, got the kettle on, front room and took an extra Codeine and rubbed some Phorpain gel in where I could reach... and found myself singing merrily? Vascular Dementia does have its advantages at times!

Got the Health Checks Done

Not such pleasing returns today.

Apart from the wee-wee colour, that was fair!


pictures from the balcony

I hope that Sir Billum (MLitt), AAB: Associate of Applied Business, ASPT-APT: Associate in Physical Therapy, Bachelor of Business Administration (BBA), Master of Computational Finance, Master of Science in Teaching (MST), Doctor of Philosophy (PhD), Institute of Physics (IOP), and Associate Professor of the OSRCMA Ohio Red Car Monitoring Assessment (Financial Donations Accepted), notes the details.

CARER ARRIVED 

I soon had me sorted, used the loo, and was off on his rounds. He seemed a little cheerier in himself today, which cheered me somewhat. The shoulder was still giving me grief from the earlier Accifauxpas. Humph!

Sister Jane Rang

I was just making up the email to send out the links, and 'Our Jane' rang me. It was difficult to hear what she was sometimes said, and I think she and hubby Pete were having the same problem with me. 

I didn't say anything, but I had a nasty turn while I was on the line. Saccades and Anne Gyna this time. Jane reminded me of the England match at 14:00hrs on the TV. So I'll make this a shorter version and try to get it sorted so I can watch the game.

Prepped Josie's meal while computerisationing


STARTED THIS POST OFF

Then did some Facebook catching-up

CHEF'S HAT ON...

Then got Josie's cooking-away nicely stew regularly checked on and finally served up.

I hope she likes it; it took a lot of time and effort to get done. I tried a spoonful, and I was well pleased with the flavour and how the spuds turned out. They were easier to slice up.

The usual extras provided. And off to deliver it to her door, I left the checks hat on... it gave her a laugh when she opened the door! Hehe!

Sister Jane bought me the chef's hat. I think the surprise of seeing me wearing the tall torque. Because Josie didn't quiz me over what was on the tray, thank me, or tell me she liked this or that, or not. I got back to the flat, determined to get a graphic or two done (I didn't, Tsk-tsk!) so as not to miss the football game. Which I fell asleep to while watching!

CorelDrawring

Got one more graphic done.

Carer Arrived

Somewhat sad in a way, the last visit from these carers. I'm a smidge worried about the prescriptions; I'm very low on stocks... But, with the Medicines Team lady and Matron Jackie handling things, I dare not move or search for any if they have stored an away for a specific reason? Hopefully, Matron Jackie will be back from holiday tomorrow and might get in touch with me. I'm hoping so anyway. Confused and fretting now!

Josie Strikes Again!

I cleaned up and got the computer back on to try again to update this and get a few graphics made up on CorelDraw. And Josie rang the door chimes yet again. But today it didn't matter at all, cause with the changes to the carers times, I just don't know what's what with the head-down timing nowadays. 

I'm getting confused with the longer days, and it ain't going to get any better when the new Meridian people take over, I've got to get used to their different arrival times; It's like being in prison every morning and night waiting for the warders to lock the door. Hahaha!

Going to post this blog early

I must have a go at CorelDrawing before I fall asleep on the computer. If anything worth mentioning, like an earthquake, I kick the bucket,  the Prescriptions are delivered, or aliens land on Chestnut Walk, I can add it to tomorrow's Inchies Day. Hehehe!