Showing posts with label Messy day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Messy day. Show all posts

Friday, October 08, 2021

INCHIES DAY: Thursday 7th October 2021

♥ Trio Of TFZs 'In Bliss! ♥

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Last Night

And they still can't supply anything like a reliable internet service to Sherwood, in Nottingham?

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THURSDAY 7th OCTOBER 2021

06:05hrs: I stirred after a good five hours of kip. After a few minutes gathering my thoughts, plan-making, sorting out how to get to vote and back... I forgot everything that had just been arranged in my already puzzled with confusion, brain.

As a mad scramble out of the £300, second-hand, decrepit, c1968, rickety recliner, and a brave but risky lunge for the  NWWB (Nocturnal-Wee-Wee-Bucket) for a wee-wee! Again as yesterday, it was a weak affair that had more than enough   PMAD (Post-Micturition-After Dribbling), probably more than the initial wee!

Accifauxpas

The cost of this bucket visit was a stubbed toe, wee-weeing on the PP's, and dribbling on the pyjama bottoms! Treading painfully on pencil and breaking it. (That made me jump!) And much time lost cleaning up the mess afterwards. Humph!

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Ablutionalisationing

A lot too many dropsies this morning (at least ten!). No shower, too early. A couple of minor nicks shaving.

ACCIFAUXPA

On being down to retrieve the towel, the back twinged, that unfortunately, set of Back-Pain-Brenda!

Porcelain Throne Needed

All painless and bloodless! I did drop the toilet roll twice, but luck was with me, and it missed going into the bowl and water both times! Yee-Ha! 

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Made A (Much-Needed) Brew

A mug of Glengettie Gold tea, that was very welcome; it calmed me down a smidge after the wet room farce!

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Health Checks Tended to.

Still out of the Red Zone Proper!

Oh, I put the wrong number in - Tsk!

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Blogging

Back-Pain-Brenda was giving me some unwanted electric-like stabbing pains. I see how it goes; I may have to take a Co-Codamol later on if Brenda doesn't ease off a bit. The mornings' Codeine might be enough to bring her under control - or not! Set up this template.

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Kitchen Window

Can't remember taking this, but it was on the SD card, so...

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Window Joe Arrived

Naturally, I was expecting him... well, no, I wasn't, I'd forgotten all about him coming... Guilt Mode Assumed!

A jolly good chinwag session was enjoyed, on many subjects, too! He doesn't mess about once he starts doing the windows first. Then the nattering started.

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Back To Blogging

An hour or two, then I had to go on CorelDraw to make more graphics; I've none ready done at all now.

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CorelDrawing

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Nosh

I entered the building, and two young ladies sat at the desk, looking terribly bored they were. I got the shakes as I started to stutter and chat with them; Tsk! Cast my vote and put it in the box, and handed the girls some nibbles. Which I do every time I vote.

Found the photo of last nights nosh!

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Off To Vote Now

Body and mind permitting!

A quick 40-minute fart about to make sure I'd got everything needed. Including bus pass, if required, camera, voting papers, bag for Aldi shopping after the voting, and trying to make sure that everything was turned off that was needed to be, no taps running - forced a wee-wee, not that it needed much. Waste bags to the chute en route, and off I  carefully hobbled.

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Rescued by Joe!

I was going out of the ground floor lobby, and Window Man Joe came from behind. A gentleman indeed; He offered to give me a lift up to the Voting Station!

Hehe! He'll never know how much I appreciated his gesture. I thanked him and wanted to kiss him, but I thought it would be best I didn't. This meant him having to get the walker-guide in the back of his van. Bless him!

Joe dropped me off in the Aldi car park, right next to the Polling Station. Thank Joe again. I hobbled to get the voting done... Back-Pain Brenda and Arthur Itis making sure that hobbling was not an easy task to do.

This photo should have been of the nasty Herbert on an Escooter. But he was going that quick; I missed him altogether! Who came from behind me as I approached the temporary voting building.

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Voting

At first, one said we cannot accept this... I put on the trembling bottom lip and told them that I always do this every vote. Explaining that they usually come to the flats for voting, but with the Covid, it's been moved up here now. They gave each other searching for a decision looks and accepted the carrier. Nice!

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Into Aldi

I found some citrus air sprays and bought 4 of them; I love the scent of these.

Some lemon yoghourts. Laundry liquid, cream doughnuts (Ahem!), and strawberries are a treat for the Winwood flats wardens. 

Whoopsiedangleplop

As I was paying, I dropped the bag and got in a pickle, but sorted it, and the chap was patient with me as I got things sorted out - something that would never have happened had it took place in a Lidl! 

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Homeward Bound

I trudged along Woodborough Road to the junction with Mapperley Rise. Aptly named because it is one of the steepest roads in Nottingham.

I turned right down the hill, and I took two photographs of the view?

Probably due to Nicodemus' neurotransmitters failing?

I descended down to the Rise, slowly, carefully and nervously.

It was a little scary at times, getting through the spaces left by the Pavement-Parked vehicles.

I had to stop a few times to catch my breath, which would never have been needed a few months ago - Ah, well! 

After what seemed hours, I got down to Chestnut Walk, seeing the Winwood complex, and the thought of getting a sat down and a mug of Glengettie seemed very appealing to me at that time!

In The Winwood Lobby!

Dropped the Straws off for Deana. And on through link passage, with stinging feet, Backpain Brenda and now they were joined by Anne Gyna! This is when the Co-Codamol come in handy.

The end door was still in the same condition, but notices informed us why the work was being done.

Through the doorway and into the lift, I hobbled, slower than ever now, and feeling a smidge weary.

Unfortunately, someone had left the pulldown seat out in the lift cage. Muggings here had not noticed it, and the sudden stop propelled the trolley handlebar right into my groin area!

Hence the pose as I took a selfie in the elevator cage on the way up. Hehe!

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Back In The Flat

I was not in a good state now. Struggling to get things together over what needed doing... but it soon became clear to me that a wee-wee, food and sleep, in that order, were the top needs at this moment in time. Nowt else mattered!

Wearily, I wee-weed a gallon or so being evacuated (Haha!) Got a quick meal made up and still managed to enjoy it, even though I was battling to keep awake.

Ate it all up! And fell asleep with the tray still on my belly!

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Evening Carer Woke Me Up

I fear I cannot recall for sure who it was, who called, or what happened. I was in a sleepy fog and haze. Thinking back, it might have been Elena, I think, but then again, how I felt at the time... no, I think it was. Although I vaguely recall walking to the door with the carer as she left... I think, anyway.

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Head Down Again!

I may have had a wee-wee, and I know I got my head down, uninterested in anything but rest now. Which can be dangerous cause U don't think I had the usual check-around before nodding off?

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Woke Up Around 00:30hrs

I made this graphic on CorelDraw.

It shows how much benefit I gleaned from Window-Man-Joe and his helping me with a lift up to vote.


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Sunday, September 05, 2021

Inches Day, Saturday 4th September 2021: Inchies Day, and sometimes the odd ode might slip in!

TFZer using Pool Car to collect his essentials

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SATURDAY 4th SEPTEMBER 2021

06:45hrs: I circumspectly returned to semi-wakefulness. Gathered what wits were available to me, and the Thought Storms vented with a sickening gusto! Hey-Ho!

What time and day is it, morning or afternoon? Why are there biscuit crumbs on your belly? Is the Carer due? Why do you not want a wee-wee? Why is the TV on? It's looking light; You should get up and sort things out... Ah, Shaddup!

The last thought that hit me was indeed a rarity of late; Do you realise that you have had nine hours kipping?

Good heavens, I had, too!

I rose from the c1968 recliner up onto my tootsies without too much hassle, well, the knees from the declutter's caused Accifauxpa were stinging still, but nowt else was hassling me.

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A VAGUENESS LINGERED

I took some Paracetamol, Phorpained the knees and lower back, and took a good guzzle of gregariously innocuous  Peptac to counter Duodenal Donald. He was just kicking off with a few stabs of pain.

Put some Hemp oil under the tongue.

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Kitchenette Window Shots

I took these three photographicalisations. First to the right, showing my balcony and the gravel footpath I can no longer manage to climb (sad, that!), to the North.

Then, an update on the new car park at the dead-end of Chestnut Walk. Then the car park down below, opposite Woodthorpe Court on Chestnut Walk. As I was putting the camera away, I espied some smoke coming up near the back of some gardens...

On reflection, I don't think it was a BBQ in someone's garden, not this early in the day. I reckon it might have been from the allotments, someone burning off?

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Health Checks Sorted

Not a bad set of return figures again. I wish I could take credit for doing something right for once, but the truth is, I have no idea why the numbers are so good.

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Potatoes At The Ready

I am determined not to nibble any before they are needed this afternoon. Will-power, that's what's required. Hahaha!

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Porcelain Throne Visited

Eurgh! Messy! But no bleeding, and despite the size of the evacuation, the flush worked the first time. So, not so bad!

The plates and legs looked much calmer than yesterday too! 👍

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Started The Computer

I brewed a Thompsons Punjana tea and got on the computer, just as...

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The Morning Carer Walked In

Today, it being a Saturday... yes, that right, I've just checked on the calendar, it was the young part-time Carer Craig, who came to see to me. A student, I believe. He is good at the job, no doubt about that; When he gave me the medications to take, he remembered from his last visit to put them in a pot lid, as it is easier for me. In case I get Nicodemus's Neurotetransmitters failing and start shaking, or even giving an involuntary Hitler salute or two! Good bloke! 

Craig also noticed that I'd dropped one of the tablets (Codeine) and retrieved it for me after a two-man search we shared. Hehehe!

We had a short natter after he'd sorted me. I gave him some coin-cloths and a packet of bikkies for his bother, by way of thanks for his help.

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Blogger Comments Answered

My two fans, Tim and Billum, had taken the bother to comment, bless them! I replied in kind, two good blokes.

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Herbert Kicks Off

Tap, tap, clunk. Then a noisy, annoying long session of drilling. The tap-tapping and banging went on and off all day, so I need not mention it again in detail; I'll just type Herbert, you'll know.

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Updated Inchies Day

It took me many hours, with being behind last night and not really up to concentrating on the job, then, and I got down for last nights much-needed sleep! Got the email link sent. Posted it off to Blogger. And caught up on the TFZer and Winwood Heights Facebooking pages.

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Far too Many Mugs Of Tea!

I just could not help drinking so much. A first like I've not known before had grabbed a hold on me?

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Herbert!

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Started This Diary

It was well into the afternoon by the time I'd got around to creating this post. And nearing tea-time before I got as far as to here! I just can't get caught up!

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Off for Another Mug of Tea!

Well, would you believe it!

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Some swine must have crept in and eaten by boiled potatoes from the cullender? The filthy gits! (Ahem!) Unless, of course... I actually ate them myself? No, surely not? Me? Being so naughty? (Double Ahem!)

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Herbert

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Ablutionalisationing!

Another messy affair, for various reasons, the most frustrating was trying to find the things hidden so well by the declutterers - some things have never been seen since they left the flat! But everything that had been started, or was almost empty, have been left for me - all, but all the new, unopened stuff had disappeared.

Back to the Ablutioning

Doing the teeth, and shaving, were bloodless. Oh, Yes!

But, I ended up afterwards with an unaccountable tiny round shaped cut on my chest and some horrible red welts? These will have to remain a mystery.

No doubt, all a part of the "Mysteries of Woodthorpe Court"; the ghosts, wraiths, spectres, cacodemons, apparitions and other grotesqueries that seem to haunt the hallways and lobbies, apartments, searching for Inchie, to create ambiguities, abstrucities, perplexities, misfortunes and botherations, to scare, worry and confuse the hell out of me!

However, the plates were looking far better, and were the knees too!

I even had Herbert accompanying me. A mixture of rat-a-tat-tat with the od clunk thrown in. Didn't last long.

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Laundered a thick shirt

Washed, wrung, all done and hung!

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Back on The Computer

Had a quick look at the YourArea local news-rag email. Nowt worth bothering over, but got the Covid.

Covid is still about, though.

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Herbert!

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Evening Carer Awaited

They are not late, but sometimes one can manage to call earlier, and that's a blessing. Anyway, I now smell all nice for whoever it is that might come.

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CorelDrawing

I Faffed about making changes to colour pallets but failed miserably to remember why I went on it in the first place.

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Carer Valerie Cameth
I asked her if she's enjoyed her holiday and was it too short. Hehe!
Got me done with the medications. She had a look at the microwave sausage instructions, but I think she was struggling to read it as much as I was. She thought dong six sausages would take 20 minutes. No, not on the microwave. After the gal had gone, I did a search for the magnifying glass, and miraculously... no, I didn't find the darned thing anywhere.
But, I cunningly used a glass of water, well, bottle, to just about make out the instructions on the packet of sausages. I think it was 2.20mins for six from the fridge, six frozen for 3.50mins. So I can see how Valerie got confused, bless her cotton socks. ♥ Talk about small print!

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Got the nosh sorted
Delightful!

9.2/10 Flavour Rating.

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Herbert

Last of his session, thank heavens!

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Head Down - Drained!
Done in now. Really need some sleep. I left everything to be done in the morning, which may price an unwise decision, with Josie's meal to get ready as well, but fatigue won the battle tonight.

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 Cancelled!

Swine!