The Crowell Manor Laboratory

The Crowell Manor basement Laboratories have been used a great deal lately. Professor Bill Ziegler, is Chief scientific officer, and father to the lab assistants, in charge along with Billum, is his Chief Assistant & Personnel Officer, Petal-Lisa (HRH). She carries out any medical procedures needed during the experiments. 

Having been treated by the highly desirable lady, I can assure you that she is good, very good! Her smile can enliven you from the depths of depression, her scowl. reduce you to the whimpering wreck! She's that good! I kid you not! 

The Crowell Manor basement Laboratories have been used a great deal lately. (I may have said before...) Professor Billum Ziegler is Chief scientific officer, and father to the lab assistants, in charge along with Billum, is his Chief Assistant & Personnel Officer, Petal-Lisa (HRH). She carries out any medical procedures needed during the experiments. Having been treated by the highly desirable lady, I can assure you that she is good! Having been exposed to HRH’s techniques, medically, I can only say, it was my pleasure! Billum has wisely used his son, a technical genius, to be his 

Billum Wilberforce Gesundheit (44)

ABD PhD in Humanities & Social Sciences, PhDs in Phycological Retentionism, Bachelor of Science (Hons): Physical, earth and Life.

A touring lecturer on Human Rights. Amongst his hobbies, are bungee jumping, ballet dancing and writing his next Science Article for the St Thomas University, in Lauderdale… Oh, now I’ve mentioned this, it reminded me of one of Billum’s e-mails. 

But in between the words that I could not understand, he’s popped these grahics that I cannot understand. He talks as if it is so natural to be a mathematical genius. He still uses his slide rule every day. When he's not lost lost it that is, we do have some things in common, Hahaha!)

I've waffled on a bit there, still, it is a blog... of sorts? But a grand chap and chapess. I’d really miss their support and daily banter.

Better get the graphic put on before I forget that, the main reason for the blog.

Cheers, HRH & Billum

Best of luck in your Time Machine Laboratory

Crowell Manor Time-Space Machine Developed!

I believe Bill's a genius, a humane psychophysiologist,

He handles his medications, like a trained pharmacologist,

With a wonderful partner HRH, he says in caring, is a specialist!

His views on mankind, are genuinely contradistinguished,

He’d have made a fantastically efficient gerontologist!

 

But this creation of his, below; why did he make it?

When I got the photo, I saw why his handcraftsmanship...

He's created this... erm... whatchamacallit, hoojamaflip,

Actually it seems to be a Time-Machine & Space ship...

And I thought it was brilliant, clever, and hip!

Worthy of a man of his learning and academicianship!

 

He went back to the cave-dwellers times of long ago...

Took his million times Great Grandad from his bed of horseshit,

Put the first ever Billum, and into the spaceship!

Brought him back to the laboratory, without a blip!

Set about getting him a new citizenship...

Old Billum was cheap to feed, he only ate leaves & turnip,

Young Billum, had to learn Old Bill’s Ugg’s, he had to admit,

But learn it he did, and tears of joy, he wept!

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