The Crowell Manor basement Laboratories have been used a great deal lately. Professor Bill Ziegler, is Chief scientific officer, and father to the lab assistants, in charge along with Billum, is his Chief Assistant & Personnel Officer, Petal-Lisa (HRH). She carries out any medical procedures needed during the experiments.
Having been treated by the highly desirable lady, I can assure you that she is good, very good! Her smile can enliven you from the depths of depression, her scowl. reduce you to the whimpering wreck! She's that good! I kid you not!
The Crowell Manor basement Laboratories have been used a great
deal lately. (I may have said before...) Professor Billum Ziegler is Chief scientific officer, and father to the lab
assistants, in charge along with Billum, is his Chief Assistant & Personnel
Officer, Petal-Lisa (HRH). She carries out any medical procedures needed during
the experiments. Having been treated by the highly desirable lady, I can assure
you that she is good! Having been exposed to HRH’s techniques, medically, I can
only say, it was my pleasure! Billum has wisely used his son, a technical genius, to be his
Billum Wilberforce Gesundheit (44)
ABD PhD in Humanities & Social Sciences, PhDs in Phycological Retentionism, Bachelor of Science (Hons): Physical, earth and Life.
A touring lecturer on Human Rights. Amongst his hobbies, are bungee jumping, ballet dancing and writing his next Science Article for the St Thomas University, in Lauderdale… Oh, now I’ve mentioned this, it reminded me of one of Billum’s e-mails.
But in between the words that I could not understand, he’s popped these grahics that I cannot understand. He talks as if it is so natural to be a mathematical genius. He still uses his slide rule every day. When he's not lost lost it that is, we do have some things in common, Hahaha!)
I've waffled on a bit there, still, it is a blog... of sorts? But a grand chap and chapess. I’d really miss their support and daily banter.
Better get the graphic put on before I forget that, the main reason for the blog.
Cheers, HRH & Billum
Best of luck in your Time Machine Laboratory
What a glowing and heart-warming review, kindest Sir! You have accurately described the aura of these fabled subterranean labs, their contributions to the sharpest of the cutting edges of scientific pseudo-wonders of the world. Just this morning, I took a jaunt to the famed and fabulous library of Alexandria, Egypt before it was burned down. Made quick copies of all the books and am uploading them to the interestnet at this moment. Fortunately, we have the best hieroglyphic translators in the known universe on the staff, they are working feverishly and fervidly to bring these works from the dustbins of history.
ReplyDeleteThat toolkit on my belt holds the magnificent yellow slide rule, so that's where it is. Thought I'd lost it once again. HRH sometimes uses it to stir a cup of chocolate drinkage, but then she puts it in the dishwasher before the works gum up.
Those Laguerre Polynomials are quite intriguing and pique-worthy. At first, I worried that they might be formulas for starting a war, but it turned out to be merely a name. Petal is planning to design some wallpaper for the labs that include all those formulas, a real timesaver because you don't need to bother Googler with it, it's right on the wall. :-) Hahaha!!!
That took five attempts to get to reply, Billum. Tsk!
DeleteLoved your tale from the Crypt-Labs, Hahaha! especiall the hieroglyphics.
"HRH sometimes uses it to stir a cup of chocolate drinkage" brought ouright laughter, which I hope disturebed and orried Herbert! Cheers, Billum.
Laguerre Polynomials... so that's what they were.
Petal's planning to design some wallpaper for the labs that include all those formulas, another enjoyable laugh out loud! Cheers to all, U, them, HRH, you, Alan and the furries! ♥
You never know what will happen, transpire, occur, or take place in these apocryphal and incredible labs. One of them is working on improving Blogger's dismal reply system, Michael Fries would be envious.
DeleteHieroglyphic translations are not even offered on Google Translate, we are rapidly becoming more capable than Google when it comes to primitive and outdated means of communication. No search engine is worse than ours!
I admit to chuckling myself when imagining HRH stirring her chocolate delight with my trusty and reliable slide rule. A true mash up, an event when two wildly different objects find themselves in the same place at the same time. Here are some funny ones that I know you will enjoy:
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-photo-mashups-stephen-mcmennamy/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Laguerre Polynomials and wallpaper is a sort of mash up?
Many cheers to you from all and each of us at the Manor.