Showing posts with label Ode to the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ode to the Day. Show all posts

Saturday, 16 October 2021

Inchies Ode To Life - Hope you get a smile out of it folks!

 Words of Non-Wisdom from Inchie


Life is no longer too healthful,

I rely on Carers being helpful,

I try not to be disrespectful,

Try to cope, be resourceful,

My daily struggles are continual,

Keeping aware and wakeful,

But it's hard keeping to a schedule,

No point in moaning; I must be tactful,

Take medications to keep wakeful,

I'm overweight and not very graceful,

I'm common as muck; folk find this distasteful,

Teeth left? Not exactly a mouthful!

All the ailments should make me fearful,

But there's no time to be tearful,

In fact, this morning, I felt cheerful!

The pretty Carers make me drool,

I know, I'm a romantic old fool,

Now past romancing, that is cruel,

If one adopts this grandad, that'd be cool!

Vascular dementia makes me so forgetful,

What day, time is it. I am very grateful...

When I get summat right, I'm joyful!

The medicationalisationing ritual,

Drives me out of my skull,

I feel I've had a belly-full!

Still, I'm practised in things medical,

Life can appear abstract, conceptual!

Occasionally, I feel almost useful,

 But that's not often or usual,

But the thought of this is valuable,

It helps keep my depression tenable,

Although, now I'm much more abusable,

With PN then stroke, things are more droppable,

I tend to find myself dislikeable?

My ailments and faults are semi-camouflageable,

Most of them are incurable,

I'm growing ever more confusable,

Occasionally, I do something applaudable,

To some, this will sound contradictable,

Hard to be believable,

But the lost skills and abilities,

Are truly not retrievable,

Just press on, I find advisable,

Sometimes the unexpected is achievable,

Then again, I'm very deludable,

Some accifauxpas are just unavoidable,

Like as I type this, sadly horrible...

Virgin Internet down again, unforgivable!

Anger-making, sickening and arousable,

Liberty-Global - so hated and detestable!

What I think of L-G's CEO Fries is unwritable!

Just noticed that this Ode is Gawdawful?

I'll stop now; Huh, it's pitiful!

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Friday, 8 October 2021

INCHIES DAY: Friday 8th October 2021: Ode To The Day, included today

Heather's TFZer Shopping Assistant?

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FRIDAY 8th OCTOBER 2021

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Hibernation Over

00:30hrs: Woke with a jump but felt much betterer than earlier on.

Whoopsiedangleplop!

Like a new man, I almost shot out of the recliner and took a wee-wee. With a much-increased force, this was also more energetic like what I was feeling and torrented into the NWWB (Nocturnal-Wee-Wee-Bucket). So much so, I got hit with some splash-back and had to tend to the cleaning up.

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Whoopsiedangleplop!

Off to the kitchenette to put the kettle on for a brew of Glengettie. I espied that I had left the potatoes cooking for hours and hours, perhaps ten, I reckon, in the crock-pot! Burnt my finger taking the lid off, Haha! Washed up everything and got some more freshly cooking.

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Whoopsiedangleplop!

Went to pull the crock-pot away from the teabag pots, and I foolishly pulled the slow-cooker by the option knob - it came of in my hand! 

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Photo Of The Morning View

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Up a smidge again!

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Computeristioning

Updated yesterday's blog and got it published to Blogger. Emailed the link. Went on Facebooking.

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Time For Another Brew

Thompsons Punjana this time, and very lovely and tasty it was. Took another photo from the Kitchen window.

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Is He Even Aware?

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Shirt Washed

No net, so I got the shirt washed.

It looked multi-coloured, doesn't it? That's because of where I spilt the bleach on it last month when I got the darned Peripheral Neuropathy shakes. Tsk! Around the collar.

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Computing Again

But not for long - Morning Carer arrived.

It was a new gal, a pretty little thing, named Maryam Attahiru. She got the medications sorted, and we had a little nattering session. But she didn't take the bags to the cute for me. So, I took them after she'd gone. A nice lass!

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Started On Template

Got it set up, and I began to do this post, at long last.

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Of To Get The Leeks Done

I got the leeks prepped to go in with the potatoes in the slow cooker. I managed to stab my finger doing them.

Accifauxpas

seasoned them and into the pot.

Bacon Done to Add to the beans!

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Social Services Rang

Lady asked, seeking questions about how I live, what I can and can't do etc. Many inquiries were made and answered.

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Got The Main Nosh Sorted

I hope it will taste alright with Bacon & Beans, with a beefburger and leeks - black bean sauce added. Here goes...

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Meaty Dish

Looked good, smelt fine, took an age to make, and to clean up the mess after cooking it - and it tasted flipping awful! Eurgh! 3/10! Stomach ache later!

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Fell Asleep

But woke after an hour or so, with pangs in the tummy and a headache?

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Carer Arrived

It was Helen. She looked all in, bless her. Done a long shift. I tried to cheer her up a bit. Showed her the nighttime view from the balcony. Took her photo while she was taking in the vista.

Helen had not been on a balcony in the flats before, and she was impressed with the view. We identified different areas, The Victoria flats, Trent University, City Hospital etc., and I was glad she's cheered up somewhat.

She said she was on holiday for two weeks and would see me when she returned. Gave her a can of her choice and some nibbles as she departed. Helen did not take the waste bags to the chute on the way out. So I did when she'd gone, still looking tired-out, but definitely cheerier, which was brilliant!

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Updated this blog

Another long job, but with my mini-success in cheering Helen up, I'd boosted my own frame of mind. Hehehe!

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Unbelievable, so late in the day!

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Got the blog checked

Finding more mistakes to correct than things I'd done right! Tsk!

.The editing took over an hour! Then Blogger kept changing my formatting after I'd sorted it? Knagwangles!

I must find time to get back into WP working on the none-block form.

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Posted to Blogger

Emailed the link and went on Facebook. Made the Ode below.

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I woke, feeling happier, about humanity,

Although it was twinged with subjectivity,

The wee-wee for once showed no resistivity,

In fact, there was great productivity, 

Which promised a certain positivity,

Helped me reduce my recent negativity!

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Liberty-Global went down, as I thought it might,

Experiences told me, no need for foresight,

So, this blog I could no longer expedite,

Virgin down four times since midnight,

My anger and hatred this did incite,

Fries, the Liberty-Global CEO, I wanted to fight!

Incapable con-man and overpaid troglodyte!.

Jealousy, revenge? You're damned-well right!

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At times I felt like Tweedle Dum and Dee,

The usual happenings, mostly unlucky,

Nosh was horrible, my worst ever entree!

Morning Carer, a new gal, kind and pretty,

But too young for me, what a pity!

My plans contained very little doability,

Even without my many a disability,

Not to mention my increasing senility!

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At times hopes, I sorely lacked,

Thought I ought to be Prozacked,

But often got so sidetracked...

With Carer Helen, I did interact,

Surprisingly, exhilarating, but a fact,

Out of this day, I did extract...

An odd desire, to be living in Pontefract!

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I cheered up, began to feel fine?

Mayhaps helped by the bottle of wine?

A new lump found underarm, likely benign,

The sun no longer did shine,

I began to feel somewhat saturnine.

Virgin internet again went offline,

All a positive, definite sign...

It's time to take my amitriptyline!

That'll make the brain labyrinthine!

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Monday, 4 October 2021

INCHIES SUNDAY: Ode To The Day


 TO SUNDAY 

A mop & bucket delivery,

Crap it was, caused me injury!

The whole day, full, being busy,

Sainsbury's order, very costly,

Stubbed my toes so cruelly,

Blood Pressure high needs scrutiny,

My brain had little comprehensivity,

Josie's nosh had a fair constituency,

Making it I got confused bitterly,

I lost all traces of objectivity,

My bladder lost all its efficiency...

But kept flowing with a new durability,

It showed signs of hyperactivity!

So frequently, no time for the lavatory,

Foot swollen again, showing sensitivity,

No cars in the car park, not a rarity,

Dark skies still enthused such beauty,

Wee-wees, showing more signs of activity,

The day producing a record proclivity,

For things that harboured abnormality,

Sunday was a real struggle, such a pity,

So I wrote this little ditty!

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Tuesday, 28 September 2021

Tuesday 28th September 2021: Inchies Day, and sometimes the odd ode that might get slipped in!

"But, Ossifer..."

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TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2021

04:00hrs: As I woke, I had the door chime ringing in my ears? ♫ I only want to be with you! ♫ I fumbled my way out of the second-hand, £300, c1968, overwhelmingly-sickeningly beige coloured, tatty, uncomfortable, wobbly-recliner, in a semi-panic - Who could in be at this time in the morning? The Fire Brigade? Josie needing help?

My mind was racing as I wobbled all over the place and opened the unlocked door... All in total darkness. The motion-activated lights in the flats lobby had not come on, so nobody could have been inside the hall?

As I went back to it, I realised that yesterday, I'd changed the tune on the buzzer to ♫ Oh, My Darling Clementine ♫? I must have been dreaming something about the chimer not working? Maybe, perhaps, possibly... or not. 

Anyway, I felt a clot and returned to the front room, sheepishly!

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Swollen Feet Check

Had a close look at the state of the plates.

I compared them to a similar photo I took last Tuesday. Oh, dear!

Do they look a little worse than last week? And I thought they were getting better as time went by? Hey-Ho!

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Handwashing Shirt

I had a vicious wee-wee, and then I washed the shirt worn yesterday and did it in the kitchen sink bowl. All done, washed, rinsed with Comfort, and hung over the sink to drip-dry. 

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Health Checks

Aha, reet-good on the Blood Pressure. Down into the amber zone! The pulse was still a bit too high, but down on yesterday, so no moaning!

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Updating the Blog

I made a brew of Glengettie tea, and I set about starting this blog off.

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Herbert joined in, with a tap-tap there, and scraping noise too, many knock-knockings, so he was safe, I knew!

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Morning Carer Came

It was Sobia. And in a sober mood, she was. The door chime chimed.

She cunningly avoided having a chinwag by ignoring my talking. Clever gal! But I did get a smile as she left - which made me check my clothing; all were covered!

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Finished the Blog

Which took a good while. Posted it off to Blogger. Emailed the link address and had a wee-wee.

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Anne Gyna Attacked!

Gawd was she in a bad mood with me. It didn't help any with Reflux Roger having a go at me as well! Tsk!

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Facebooked

Winwood Court & TFZers.

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Oh, a new noise for a while. Buzzing sound, I wonder what he's using?

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Morrison Order Made

A lot of items were not available again. The one that is irking me is their thick Chilli & potato soup missing. I use a can of this as a base when I'm making a chilli stew for Josie. Then add my own potatoes, mushrooms and extra seasonings, black bean or BBQ sauce.

She likes this version, too. Hoggleboggle! Still, the problems: delivery of foods, shortages of petrol, etc., will worsen before it gets better?

I hope they have the ready-made beef and veg in black bean sauce meals available, and the leeks too. I intend to add some more potatoes (providing they get delivered, of course). I'll add the potatoes, leeks, mushrooms, and Black Bean sauce before cooking in the microwave. Hope it works out alright.

Cripling Cragnangles! Anne Gyna is giving me what for again!

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Ah, back to usual now, tap-tapping, with a few moments drilling, and back to tap-tapping again. Herbie sounds like he's in his eyeholes now.

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Made a Thomsons Punjana Brew

And it tasted great! As I did the photographicalisationing of the mug and computer, the first shot made dust all over the picture?

So I got the lens brush and titivated it on the following image.

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Fodder Time

At last, a decent meal was made. Microwaved chips and pork sausages, pork & pickle mini pies, with BBQ sauce and plain bread. A pot of lemon mousse as a dessert. Taste: 7.5/10. Washed the pots, had a wee-wee.

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Tap-tapping, with a few moments drilling, and back to tap-tapping again. Sounds happy enough!

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Josie Returns Meal Things

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Head Down

Intending to have an hours kip. I was woken up four hours later by the sound of the door chime chiming!

Carer Julie Entered

At this stage, in my partial stupor and haziness, there was no doubt in my mind that it was morning, not evening!

I assumed that Julia ♥ was the morning carer. She'd been on holiday; before she went, Julia left a note to tell me that she would make an appointment with the doctor to get the INR blood test, and she had told someone at Meridian Care to advise me of the meeting.

But no one from Meridian told me!

Hence the letter about the missed appointment that nobody had told me about! Life has been getting more and more confusing recently!

Julia sorted the medications out, and we had a natter. Julia ♥ said she would phone the INR appointment for me. Wonderfully helpful gal. ♥

I thanked the beautiful American carer Julia and hoped I'd remember everything that needed to be done. 🙏

Walked Julie to the door, and she took the two bags of waste with her to the chute for me. So kind! 😢 If Julia and Valerie leave, I'd be in a pickle! Which reminded me sadly of my much-missed beloved, amazing Jillie! ♥ I hope her working from home on her computer works out well for her ♥.

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The Door Chime Chimmed

It was a local Councillor, bringing forth bumf on the elections for October 7th.

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Realised The Time!

This was when it dawned on me. The Councillors wouldn't be calling at this time in the morning?

My Sherlockian skills had worked out that it was evening, not morning!

Which meant I'd got dressed for no reason at all! Humph! 

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Updated this Blog

Which seemed to take me a couple of days to get done! Slow work, frustrating and with Ann Gyna getting worse all the time, got me into a semi-depression of sorts that I had a job to get out of.

Great News Via Email!

But I Did! When I got an Email from Sister Jane. Xyrophobia sufferer hubby Pete had been to the City Hospital today and got the all-clear on his Prostate Cancer! Which brought me out of the mini-depression. I had a wee-wee, passed wind, made a mug of Glengettie, and sang to myself, for a while, Cliff Richard, Adam Faith and Rick Nelson songs mostly! Well, the bits I could remember anyway. Old favourites seem to stay with you, though, such as The Young Ones, It's up to You, We are in Love, The Time Has Come, Congratulations etc.

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On with the Job

Eventually, I finished this blog; I wish I could do the same for Anne Gyna's pain! And I posted it off to Blogger, and the email link was sent.

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Facebook Catch-Up

I wanted to take an extra Codeine to counter Anne Gyna but had to make do with Paracetamols. Else I'd run out of the decently affective Codeines before the ensuing prescriptions arrive. I really must try to get out and get some Cocodamol tablets; it's so frustrating being in pain and not dare to take painkillers. I have to try to get out and get some.

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Anne Gyna my worse ailment, a right mullarkey,

Never been worse, but I'm not sarky,

The agony has made my outlook go wonky,

My hopes and plans have gone a little shakily,

My faith had sunk into being delusory,

I'm thoughts, and plans have gone dilatorily,

My self-views seem to be getting delusionary,

Self-assessment, guilty and derogatory,

My confidence limited, even calumniatory,

My own worth, I class as depreciatory,

This is the wrong time for an Ode or Story,

Cause I'm not up to being disquisitory!

I'm not sure what is wrong with me?

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Up and Onwards... or not!

Thursday, 2 September 2021

Wed 1st Sept 2021: Inchies Day, and sometimes the odd ode might slip in!

♥ This Would Make Hospitalisationing Grrreat! ♥

♥ HRH Lisa & Billum, with butler ♥

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Tuesday Evening

Fancy that!

Bootiful!

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WEDNESDAY 1st SEPTEMBER 2021

03:501hrs: After another Colin Cramp-ridden attempt at sleeping, I gave up and rose carefully, caught my balance, and utilised the NWWB (Nocturnal-Wee-Wee-Bucket). This one was even more hesitant to flow, but no leaks, fore or aft.

The knees and lower back were still playing me up, so I got some more Phorpain Gel rubbed, well massaged in, and took a swig of the Pentac.

Oh, dear, what a sight!

The legs were the same as yesterday mornings, lumpy, blotchy, fat at the top, skinny at the bottom, bones sticking through the skin? Arthur Itis's knees and Cathy Cartilage hurt as much as they did yesterday. Gonna be a bad day, methinks! Maybe? Perhaps? Possibly?

The hand veins were showing signs of preparing for a burst here & there.

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Tended To The Health Checks

Not too bad a set of figures at all

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Searched For The Missing Comfort!

The main room and kitchen searches failed to find the missing £5 bottles of Comfort, but they may be here somewhere. Then, I had a perusal of the bedroom;

No luck.

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Waste Bags Assembled


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Porcelain Throne Attended

Waiting for the motion to begin, I spent a while on crosswording, not that I got any answers solved. The activities began... Ooh! Argh! Heck!, and so on. A painful en route brick-like melena torpedo was evacuated. So slowly, plenty of mucus-coated blood, but not messy at all.

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Computer Turned On

Made a start on this blogs photos.

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A brew and a Mental stew

Pondered over what was on today for me. Some great things, some not so appealing, it would seem. 

Natalie may be coming to do the medications today. (No, she didn't) I haven't seen her for many weeks now. Jillie ♥ may find time to call in to see how the decluttering and cleaning went yesterday. Bit of a disaster that was! Considering this is how they left it after the mock-cleaning up for me in the kitchen, not to mention the Comforts mystery disappearance... But I'll repeat it all the same. Humph!

No wonder when they'd gone, and I went to see how they cleaned the kitchen and found the floor was swimming with water, I ended up on the floor, slipping in the water! The water seemed to have bits of dirt and bric-a-brac of mullock floating in it? For £345, I expected a little better than this.

Then I asked them not to take the full bottles of Comfort, just the part bottle, and they seem to have done the opposite, leaving the part bottle only... taking the two £5 each bottle home with them. They may claim to the Charity Organisation, of course. Professional Con-Men, but credit where it's due, how could they not cheat me? I'm so gullible; it was just too tempting for the Arthur Daley types! 

And the Iceland delivery is due between 08:00 > 10:00hrs. I've ordered some microwaveable sausages, chips and burgers. Looking forward to trying them. I don't think I've had any fresh sausages since the oven broke down, about three years ago now, or longer?

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Carer Julia Arrived

I think that was her name. I relieved some of my anxiety and tension over the Declutterer Spivs; she listened calmly and viewed the photographicalistions of their rather sad imitation cleaning. Then agreed Jill needs to inform someone, took two drinkies and departed.

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The Iceland Man Cometh

He put the bags through the doorway for me and selected a can of plonk in thanks. After he'd gone and I was struggling to get the bags to the kitchen, I realised that I'd forgotten to remember returning the substituted Robirch fry-pan sausages for the Microwave ones... Tsk! My retrospection fails whenever I have two things to think of at the same time... well, no, to be fair, the old memory is past its use-by date now! It's been that way for a while.

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Getting washed and put away by the declutterers & cleaners yesterday tray, I spotted this.

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Unloaded The Fodder


Got everything from Iceland put away. It left me with a too-full fridge, which I intend to reduce throughout the day. And an even fuller freezer!


Note the substituted sausages for microwave ones; Julie is calling later, so she can have them. The microwaveable burger cobs look nice. I'll make a chip butty later on with the McCains and two of the ready sliced soft wholemeal cobs.

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Carried the waste bags to the Chute.

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Chip Buttie Time!

My loss of hunger yesterday is beginning to return! I used the microwave for the first time this morning.

I put Squid Sauce on one half of each cob (salt substitute) and sprinkled vinegar on the other half of each cob. Moderately inventive, I thought?

The instructions were 1 minute, shake the box, and return for another minute. They tasted passable to me; then again, I've not had any chips for yonks.

Had a brew of Glengettie with the soft cobbed chip butties. Nice!

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Missed Photo From Earlier

Earlier this morning, the end car park. Not exactly full, is it? Hehe!

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Warden Julie Arrived

She'd called to give me the new key, for when I get the key box fitted. It'll be a while yet. I started to tell Julie about the decluttering farce and my accifauxpas. She was in a rush, on her own I think. Had to rush off to get more jobs done.

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Updating This Blog

As I was typing, mostly in error, making cock-ups and ever correcting; and not in a very good mood. In fact, feeling ominous, gloomy, fearful, lonely, with a smidgeon of depression beginning to creep in, and I lost any whoosh, drive or desire to do anything at all? The Darkness was dawning.

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Ablutions Tackled

Hopefully, it might cheer me a little. Off to the wet room, back in a bit... I hope!

The feet have calmed down, now.

Well, a bit of a mess that was!

All the shaving tackle, medications, cleaners had to be searched for. The declutterer had thrown most of them into a box, right in front of the trolley. Took me ages to find things.

Of the eight bottles of bleach and five bottles of toilet cleaner, they had left me with one part-emptied bottle of each!

The session went okay, but I was in a deeper mood than ever, each time I had to search for something to use. Gits!


The bruise from the Declutter's at fault tumble yesterday was clearing up.

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Social Services Neelah Rang

It was by way of a courtesy call, checking on the felicitousness of the Dangerous Declutter Duo who attended. The job they did of conning me was till wrangling me, thus my reply came out, 'As I thought it'.

They were con-men, Neelah! Explained the things was unhappy with (this took about ten minutes!). I managed not to swear. But I told it as it was, including the dirty floor in the wet room, and the flooded kitchen floor that I fell over on and into when I opened the door to go in after they had left.

This seemed to surprise Neelah, and I repeated my belief that they were con-men, and told her why. 

She changed the subject. Asked about my wanting someone to do my shopping and laundry. My answer was curt, but not impolite I think: "I cannot afford to pay the £650 pound a week costs, and sending myself into bankruptcy"

I managed to get back on the subject of my being treated and virtually robbed, insulted and injured by the Nottingham City Council rated Declutterers. I told Neelah that I do not want any conflict with the bully-boy, but my having an accident due to their carelessness. And having to clean up what they should have, and had been paid for, irked at me. She will have a word. I hope it doesn't prompt the bullies into coming back to take revenge on me.

Neelah told me I was now off of their list of in-need tenants. I thanked her and decided to get something else to eat. Feeling low again now. The food may help... or not!

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Fed Myself

Another microwave mini-feast. McCains 

Then I fell asleep - It Was Bliss!

To be woken up by the evening carer. T'was young Samantha. Told her briefly about the decluttering farce after she'd gave me the medications to take. Offered her a choice of drinks to take, and she took two. Hehe!

I realised afterwards that I'd had a session with Sweet Morpheus, for three hours!

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Evening Photo Of The Sun-set

Bootiful!

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Potatoes in a saucepan to marinate

I used some liquid smoke, and the Squid sauce, which is basically Anchovies. I'm using this as an alternative to salt sometimes. I forget why now... but still.

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Washed some Trousers

All done, washed, rinsed, rung and hung to dry above the kitchen sink.

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Hoovered the hallway

Got the mini-hoover and cleaned the hallway. It was too late to take the waste bags to the chute... so I didn't! It's looking tidier, innit? That's cause the decluttering crew, have crammed the stuff that they have not taken in boxes and hid them in the big room. Hahaha!

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Made A Morrison Order

Which needed doing, because the Declutters and Cleaners who did not clean but made more mess, have taken all of my full laundry washing liquids, and bleach leaving me just one bottle of bleach and I am out altogether now of laundry washing liquids. Bless the Con-Men!

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Ode to I know not what, nor tell?

My confusion has no close parallel,

Daily, the mental anguish, it's hell!

Occasionally, it's sweet, like caramel,

Or when someone rings my doorbell,

Who is it? One can never quell, 

I must accept this bombshell,

It's usually someone with something to sell...

The Thought Storms arrive, pell-mel,

Then the fears join the daunting carousel,

Worries defeat to remember and retell,

Better ensure I'm wearing some apparel,

I wasn't the last time toppled over and fell,

The Paramedic didn't laugh, she was an angel,

She flickered a smile, that was a marvel,

But enough of my meaningless twaddle,

I must control my limited brain cell,

Someone once said, 'Inchy, you've done well!'

I can't recall who, but what the hell...

I've had the odd moment, a successful spell,

This memory though, I must dispel, cancel,

Good luck? It's no good on history to dwell,

One may expect it, not get it and feel unwell,

I wonder if the battery in my ticker is Duracell?

Lost my sense of smell, not exactly a death knell,

No need to lose it, and roll out the barrel,

Gone are my days of chasing after Mam'selle,

Could I try again, go back to the birth canal...

Ah... in failure I can always excel!

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