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Tuesday, 12 October 2021

INCHIES DAY: Tuesday 12th October 2021

♥ Touch of Class Here! ♥

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TUESDAY 12th OCTOBER 2021

I've been up all night again. Finished off the Facebooking. Drank a lot of tea. Did a lot of wee-weeing. Sent the email links off. And I carried on doing the local news-gathering from the Nottingham Email mag. If there is any worth a laugh or other emotion-prompting, it'll go in today's dairy. Nowt much, apart from crimes, assaults, stabbings etc., disheartening it is. This is all!

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Started on this template

As I did so, the flipping 'Hum' started. As bad as last night again. Like someone had turned on a tap or hose-pipe suddenly?

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Chrigglebogsnot, Wallabangbang and Grobognangles...

Fries mucks my plans up again!

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I managed to get the tests all done with a wee-wee, mug of spring water and a Co-codamol later.

Not such good figures this morning. None in the green, but I did avoid going into the hypertension Stage 2 by a gnats whisker, Phew! Tsk!

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Kip-Time!

03:00hrs: time to get my head down. And hope I can get up before the Carer arrives, and they don't have to wake me up - I'm always half-out of it when that happens and foggy-brained. Hehe!

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Woken Up By Carer!

It was Carer Fatua, who cunningly didn't press the door chime to let me know she was here, and then crept right up and over me to wake me up. I must have jumped a bit - I could not tell what she was saying with her facemask on but sensed a smile developing under the mask fabric, at my nervousness. Hehehe! 

I was ordered to sit down to take the medications. I wasn't going to be intimidated, oh, no... It just happened that sitting down was what I intended to do next, anyway.

Suspected Inchie-Fib Identified!

I was feeling a smidge muddleheaded and discombobulated but sensed the tablet taking went alright. Fatua departed, leaving the waste bags on the box near the door for me to take... So, I did that next job!

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Waste Bags were gathered from the top of the box, taken to the chute.

No injuries, Accifauxpas or Whoopsies!

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Feeling Peckish

Solved the problem!

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The Right Foot

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The Furesomide Flourishes!

With the Morning Carer not turning up yesterday morning, meaning I had to take the Furesomide six hours later than usual.

After phoning Meridian Care to let them know about it and taking another this morning; The body and bladder are in turmoil! Little Inchie's fungal lesion has started to bleed; through being handled so often. The wee-weeing has never been more troublesome and repetitive!

Everything I tried to do from here onwards was interrupted by my frequent visits to the Emergency Nocturnal Bucket. The pre and after leakages were unavoidable, with the bladder determined to jet-hose the urine all over the place on every visit! Then, of course, medication's and or cleanings had to be done after many of the bucket visits.

A bloody good job that I have a decent stock of the PP's in store. Phew!

Yet another Stuck-in-the-Flat, day. Sore extremities, rumbling innards, wee-wees rally rampant... I'm getting fed up! Even worse now... He's off again... I'm just lucky, I guess?

 

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Amazon-Morrison Due

I'm the next drop. Checked the Amazon tracker, and I found the delivery was due soon. So I took a wee-wee and got myself down with the flat trolley guide to meet the driver. And just got there in time to catch him.

The driver crammed all the parcels onto the flat trolley guide, two bags would not fit on it, and he wandered off... Thank you very much!

Up in the lift, going so far and returning for the bag I had to carry. Only just got inside the flat, and the Furesomide inspired wee-weeing was needed again - no delaying it, luckily I was right outside the wet room door at the time of the urge arriving. But I didn't make it on time!

WHOOPSIEDANGLEPLOP

I had to clean up again, get a new pair of PP's on, and treat poor old badgered, battered Little Inchies fungal lesion!

Things were so bad, I took a CoCodamol!

I went through this procedure so many times during the day - I'll try not to mention it again. Shagaches! 

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Sorted the Fodder

At long last, I got around to putting the food away. Luckily for me, no frozen foods might have thawed out during the cleaning and medicating marathon session in the wet room!

Fridge items stored away first. Then got some potatoes in the crock-pot, intending to slice a couple to use in the Beef in Black Bean Sause meal. (Wee-wees, agony, and bleeding permitting, of course!) I can't believe the problems I'm having with taking one tablet 6 hours late yesterday. Sorry to mention it, but I've just wee'd yet again and had to empty and sanitise the bucket. It was so full!

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Cleared Rubbish to Chute

ACCIFAUXPAS!

Clonglegrips!

I didn't get back in time from the chute room for a leak!

I'm getting so annoyed by, frustrated with, and exasperated at this embarrassing situation with the torrenting wee-wees!

Well, with the failure to get to the bucket or toilet in time, anyway! Having to spend ages cleaning, ointmentating and suffering near agony with poor Little Inchies fungal lesion!

The worst thing is none of it is my fault! I'm on my third pair of PP's of the day now! Had the Carer arrived on or near time yesterday morning, none of this would be happening to me.

Still, I should be used to the failure and shame by now: I've had plenty.

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Working on the Computer

But I'm not doing very well, progress wise. The insatiable thirst for tea and water, the crazy uncontrollable weeing, the pain of having to treat Little Inchies fungal lesion so often... and now the bladder is burning inside, well it feels like it is, anyway. Moaning on a bit there, wasn't I? Sorry!

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Should I Ring The Doctor?

I might be able to get an appointment for some time at the end of November to have the bladder, swollen feet, Furesomide problems investigated? Hahaha! Then again, will I still be alive by the time an appointment arrives for me?

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TOES TURNING UP?

Hahaha!

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Pain & Pressure Getting To Me!

Ashamed to say that I knocked on the ceiling back at the dismissive,  disrespectful, pococurante personage above, this time, in response to his noise making. Naturally, it didn't make any difference. Herbert just carried on banging, tap-tapping and scraping! 

I'm not doing very well today!

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Nearly Tea Time Already

I've got very little done. Maybe I'll make the evening meal early... yes, why not. Potatoes and Beef in Black Bean Sauce coming up! Off I go into the kitchen to prepare the feast.

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The Rain Falleth!

A dull yet appealing view.

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Meal Prepped & Eaten!

Chinese Style Beef in Black Bean Sauce, with added potatoes and leeks. However, for some unknown reason, it tasted nothing like the one I had last week; it was the same brand as well! Cooked for the same amount of rime, I even served it up in the same dish?

Flavour Score: 6.8/10.

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Nodded Off Again

Washed the pots and counter, sat down and drifted off into a deep but mentally disturbing slumber. I can't say what I was dreaming about cause I have no actual memories (again!). But as I woke up, I felt uncomfortable, ill at ease?  

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Evening Carer Arrived

Carer Julia arrived to sort me out. Spared me a laugh and little gossip after the medications were sorted. ♥ Then took the bag of waste to the chute for me. ♥

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Updated this Blog

Posted it to Blogger, went on Facebooking and got my head down.

Ahh! Nice!

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Up or A Wee-wee!

And what a marathon session it was!

Took a final photo of the rain-drenched view, with the lights coming on.

So tired again, poor old chap!

TTFN

Sunday, 5 September 2021

Sunday 5th September 2021: Inchies Day, and sometimes the odd ode might slip in!

Hello, what's all this then?

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SUNDAY 5th SEPTEMBER 2021

The first time I woke up, I checked the time; it was 04:00hrs. My body and mind rejected any irrational thoughts of getting up. The following five awakenings had the same result. A rigid refusal to move or stir!

06:15hrs: I was in the process of rejecting any ideas of movement again, but the bladder forbade this, and I just had to activate the mind and body for a wee-wee! So, I did.

It was a trickling-dribbling affair, but no bleeding or Post-Micturitional after leakages.

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Interesting Tale of Woe! Part 1

I cleaned up and put the kettle on. Then selected a pair of brown trousers to wear, took off the blue jammie-bottoms, and put the trousers on... I thought! Please read of when Carer Jillie arrived for the end of this tale of woe.

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Computer Started

But no work was started, as the rather urgent call to the Porcelain Throne arrived. So, I went to the wet room (That's where the Throne is, so it seemed a good idea).

The evacuation started straight away upon my bum hitting the seat. The most humungous dollop I've passed in weeks! However, all went smoothly, bloodlessly and painlessly. Smug-Mode-Engaged!

I washed and medicated things, got my PPs on, and back to the kitchenette to make a brew of Glengettie tea.

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Updated Saturday's Blog

I didn't get far; I remembered it was Sunday (I'm quick sometimes!), and Josie's lunch needed prepping, so...

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Off to the Kitchen

I was stirring in some seasonings to the chilli mix in the saucepan, and Carer Jillie arrived. Which was good, nay, brilliant! Because she had come in to cover and was not expected, this cheered up my mood exponentially! ♥

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Interesting Tale of Woe! Part 2@2

After she greeted me warmly, bless her, and got the medications and questioning done, is when as I sat down, I noticed then that instead of putting the brown trousers on to replace the jammies - I'd put on another pair; of jammie-bottoms! It might not be a fantastic Accifauxpas, but I did feel a fool!

The Angel sorted me out in a jiffy and offered me some moral support, as she correctly guessed or assessed that I was not my usual chirpy self. Clever, gal!

She is so lovely! Today is her last day on the job! The thought of her leaving is frightening and ultra-depressing.

Jill put her number into my mobile and said she'd ring to see how things are later. Also, she'll try to get back to help me sort the declutterers mess they left behind. ♥

♥ Thanks to Jill & Eugene 

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Back on the Blogging

Again the plans were shot to pieces! By Liberty-Global's Mr Big, Mike Fries. Who juggles figures at will and has no interest whatsoever in Nottingham getting an internet service that works. And still earns a salary of $22m, plus expenses. Git!

This is his quote about one of his best number-crunching moves with the Virgin-02 merger. Twaddle & Gobbledigook!

No mention of their failure to supply a decent service, then?

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Checked Josies Lunch

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End Car Park Photo

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Internet Back on

Finished and posted Saturday's Inchies Day. Then went on Facebooking. Checked on Josies Chilli; it's looking and smelling rather good! Smug Mode Adopted!

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Internet Back Offline!

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Chatted with Teddy & Koala Kathy.

They agreed with me that Liberty-Global Virgin Media were utter crap!

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Herbert!

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Cooking Mode Adopted

Accifauxpas

I brunt my finger on the saucepan... and spend so long getting the burn ointmentated, what was left in the pan for me later, got well burnt as well!

Whoopsiedangleplop!

Fortunately...

I now had the microwave to pop Josie's meal in to keep it warm! Yes!

So that when I delivered it to her door, dead on time again (Smuggness-Creeps In). And I kept the chef's hat on to deliver it in, not literally, I had a tray and things, I was wearing the hat... Hehehe!

Josie was in fine form this morning!

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Cleaning Up To do now!

I got the saucepan emptied and in soak in the kitchen sink. This brought back my hatred of the bullying declutters, as the brutes had taken all of my bottles of bleach, leaving a part bottle of cheaper bleach to use, and I'd already used that up. I also had three bags of large cleaning cloths and a net of scouring pads - I haven't now that the highly-skilled con men declutterers have been! Grrr!

I had to use some Soda and washing up liquid to soak the caked-on burnt food at the bottom of the saucepan.

Meanwhile, I took the waste bags I'd done up out to the chute.

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Back to Kitchen...

The things I'd left in the sink were sorted out. Which was a painful job with the burnt index finger. 

I ground away relentlessly, and eventually, I found I was making progress in cleaning the saucepan, but not yet; those last bits will not beat me!

(What? Determination? From me? Cor, blimey!)

Much elbow grease, pain and annoyance later, I got it done!

Well, that Accifauxpa and Whoopsietangleplop cost me a lot, timewise. It is now nearly 1500hrs, so it must have taken me almost three hours to get things sorted! Well weary now!

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Herbert!

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Yee-Gods!

Some new expletives are needed here!

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Template Made for Tomorrow

Well, I made a start but had to go back to the Porcelain Throne again. A no go, at first, took a lot of encouragement to start the evacuation... Still, I had a look at crossword 99, hopeful of getting at least one more solution in the grid.


Made a start on crossword 100. Got a few, then dried up.

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Herbert!

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Back to the Coreldrawing

Got a few done, back to templating.

Did tomorrows template and am now too tired to do owt else. Can't really get the nosh yet, in case the Carer Calls early... on the other hand, I will get the nosh done, Hunger Pangs demanding satisfaction!

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Off to the kitchen!

Checked out the microwave sausages in the freezer to see how long they take to cook. 4 Sausages; 3m:40seconds.

Ah, well, here goes.

Bloomin' Marvellous!

Mind you, nit the chips, they were called Fries to Go, I'm sorry they came. Hehehe! Tasteless sticks of cardboard. But the Walls sausages more than made up for them, delicious, chewy and tough but tasty skins. I sat and consumed it all, even the horrible fries!

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Carer Caroline Came

She mentioned the change and more room in the flat, but could not find anything now. Hehehe! She got the tablets sorted, no questioning about any Paracetamol, Peptac, or Phprpain Gel used. I thanked her, and off she trotted with a can in thanks.

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Got the blog Updated

Facebooking, emailed the link and got my head down... Well, after scribing the funny Ode below.

The secret of how not to get thwacked,

Keep your job, and not get sacked,

Avoid getting sued over any contract,

How to successfully interreact,

To counterpunch when you get attacked!

The cheapest train fare to Pontefract,

Reading others, why do they overreact,

Come out winning in every deal and pact...

Well, I'm not sure, to be exact!