Showing posts with label crime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crime. Show all posts

Thursday, 30 June 2022

Local News Snippets Part 89⅙th - With Odeing

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I wonder if these two elderly 'criminals' charged, were perhaps suffering with or from, dementia or Alzheimer's Disease?  Not that they shouldn’t have been stopped, and the poor dogs saved. I’m so happy that they have all been found new permanent homes. Well done the NSPCA! 

 This snippet made me stop and think a while. With how I am, and getting steadily worse, I don’t think, even if it were allowed, I could even cope with looking after one cat nowadays. I found myself with a sense of empathy with the old couple. Rightly or wrongly.

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An eighteen-year-old rapist - Kian Allsebrook,

He looks a little like me, not a girl’s boy, midduck...

Unlikely to get any females exactly dumbstruck!

He may be religious, but didn’t read the Pentateuch,

A pathetic sentence, not a lot of schtuck for the schmuck...

Inside he can train to be a pickpocket and crook!

The Parole Boarder... probably some muckamuck…

Will undoubtably set him free early, in return for a gluck!

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I'm not surprised with their local crime figures!

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Another scum child molesterer!
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Door scammers, must be confident to con, it's harder than burgling...

And to the victim, just as annoying and frustrating...

Maybe it's even more anger-making and vexating...

When the aged get visits, and are that are disconcerting,

Dementia Doreen, makes for an easy bushwhacking...

For the con people, who are so intimidating,

They give not a toss, for their distressing...

All they aim for are the elderly nerve-wracking...

To make it easy for their illegal moneymaking,

No matter the fear and confusing humiliating...

These Herbert’s, want urgently arresting...

We'd like to see more police arresting...

Then the courts sentence will be nanby-pambying...

The the Parole Board will arrange early releasing,

So that they can cause more humiliating...

Discomforting, upsetting & distressing with their hustling,

Realising you've been conned, swindled is mortifying...

But these scum-balls are so good at hoodwinking,

I often dream of revenge when I'm ablutionalisationing...

It's the Parole Board I'm taking about, they want imprisoning!

How do they get away with releasing murderers, for more killing?
 
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Well, the nice Mr Bell, from Sutton,

Let’s view his past record if I can…

He's certainly a naughty, nasty man,

At least be got a driving ban...

12 weeks in jail? It's hardly a lifespan?

83 offences, beating up policemen... in a gang...

Drugs, stabbings, he's just a vulgarian!

A bully, liar, con artist, and hooligan,

12 weeks in jail? He'll come out early, a free man,

If it's anything to do with Parole-man Declan?
 
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Nottinghamian’s, well, some of them at least, to be honest...

Are sick of crime, antisocialism and the ever-pissed,

Every single day, someone is attacked, by a nihilist...

Druggie, gang, bully, alcoholic or brutalist,

This crimewave, makes it hard for people to coexist...

Remove criminals permanently, they'd not be missed...

You can see what's coming? You get me grift?

I'm not right-wing, just a simple hypothesist...

It's not working, courts slapping them on the wrist!

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Distraction burglaries are ever increasing...

Lying, swindling the old folk, by confusing...

I'm sure in my condition, I'd fall for their cheating,

I get confused, if two people are just talking...

Have other old folk thought why that vase is missing?

We can get befuddled, disorientated in a twinkling!

I can go into perturbation, while just winking...

Forget what it was I planning or thinking...

No idea what I'd just done, it's distressing!

The forgottenness’ is forgotten, I start trepidating,

Was it a meal, I was going to start making?

Then you realise, you've already done your eating...

The microwave’s hot, oven too; have I been baking?

If a conman calls currently, I'm ready for the taking!

 

Ah, that's what I was going to write about, conning!

Dean Marriott, what about his sentencing?

20 months? Well, that's not enough to be deterring?

Defence lawyers, to Human Rights waffle, referring?

Parole Boarders, killing more people than Goering!

By freeing murderers early, what the hell are they doing?

Policemen get stabbed, head-butted, Judges wrist-slapping,

My confidence in the law, is withering and sapping...

Oh, is it time yet, to get some Christmas wrapping?

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G'day Cobbers!