Billum's Underground Laboratory
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I visited the labs, underground at Crowell Mansion,
Where I received, a wonderfully warm welcome,
Billum was in the laboratory, working on time-travel & fusion,
But Petal-Lisa, make brew, with great sensualisation...
A mug of Glengettie & a wriggle, much to my satisfaction,
Just thinking about the ga, I get excited hortations!
Billum, he's a scientist, topologist and numerologist,
He told me one of his labs had undergone a transmutation,
I was totally bamboozled, to be perfectly honest...
Been dedicated to slide rules, their uses and other permutations,
But he's a grand chap, a vegan, caring, and a pacifist,
If I knew what he was talking about, I might have shown stupefaction...
One of the cleverest men I know... and the wittiest!
I think we are both law-abiding, even if straightlaced...
Talking numbers &, I thinkhe noticed me grimace...
Kindly, he said, I'll explain it all to you', and my worries eased...
Took me down to the Lab 242 and opened it with his keys....
A giant-sized Slide Rule, Billum did adorn,
Showed me the blackboard figuring, he'd drawn,
He pointed out how and why... I was forlorn...
His efforts top educate me, I felt as if on chloroform...
He must have thought an ignorant greenhorn.
After three days, gave up trying to explain...
He kindly gave me a Glengettie and a frangipane,
But I still to grasp the working once again...
Bill was excited, words flowed, but were transmundane,
I visited the labs, underground at
Crowell Mansion,
Where I received, a wonderfully warm welcome,
Billum was in the laboratory, working on time-travel & fusion,
But Petal-Lisa, make brew, with great sensualisation...
A mug of Glengettie & a wriggle, much to my satisfaction,
Just thinking about the gal, I get excited hortations!
Billum, he's a scientist, topologist and numerologist,
He told me one of his labs had undergone a transmutation,
I was totally bamboozled, to be perfectly honest...
Been dedicated to slide rules, their uses and other permutations
But he's a grand chap, a vegan, caring, and a pacifist,
If I knew what he was talking about, I might have shown stupefaction...
One of the cleverest men I know... and the wittiest!
I think we are both law-abiding, even if straightlaced...
Talking numbers &, I think he noticed me grimace...
Kindly, he said, I'll explain it all to you', and my worries eased...
Billum took me down to the Lab 242 and opened it with his keys...
To me anyway, embarrassed, I fell into distrain.
I so wanted to understand, but didn't have the brain,
Angel-Petal understood, and gave me medical cocaine...
Not used to it, I saw things, a ghost like a buggane...
I got the dizzies, fell of the chair, and broke his weathervane...
Billum laughed, thought it funny... but that's him, always humane!
