Saturday 11 June 2022

ODE TO MISERY

Saturday 11th June 2022

ODE TO MISERY

I've tales of Dementia Doreen that need to be told,

And Peripheral Neuropathy Pete, to unfold,

Twixt Doreen & Pete, my sanity they control,

But not just them, but severalfold...

 

Yesterday, WordPress got involved...

Blocked my access, I've two accounts I was told?

Wanting passwords, in my mind long dissolved...

And my Grammarly accounts has been trolled.

 

I know I'm struggling, depressed and old...

Mistakes, computer destroying, all unresolved,

The truth is, which I cannot fairly withhold,

From most of the blame, I cannot be absolved!

 

I tried to go on Blogger, to make my ode writing,

Grammarly not working on blogger, hours lost trying...

To find out how to get the damned thing working...

But the brains understanding, is contraindicating...

Living with Dementia Doreen... is hard swallowing!

 

The internet keeps going down, Liberty-Global Virgin!

The wee-weeings are so varied, floodings or nothing?

This morning, they've been frequent... but just dribbling!

There's so much going wrong, life is troubling!

I spend far too long faults and error acknowledging,

 

I've decided that its toward senility, that the brains gravitating,

Computer? The simplistic things I fail comprehending...

Undoubtably, logic nowadays is like funambulating...

Made worse, by the Thought-Storms fustigating!

 

Should, a call for help I be sending...

Who to? The Doctor? She's unconcerned and hiding...

Computer problems, medical, and mental are colluding

This ode, to the Doctor I should be emailing!

The last two Emails were returned, boomeranging!

I honestly don't think it my fault, my becoming a cretin,

Life is getting a little too frustrating and testing...

Despite it all, I still do my best, but failingly....

♫ Fing's Ain't Wot they used to be! ♫