Timetraveller Billums Photograph & Ode
Today’s Graphic & Ode, may appear at first, as ethereal,
Because they are of transcendental fun, laugh if you will...
Fail to see the humour at your own peril...
Surreal, Barmy, Improvisational... but not topical...
Try to follow the flow, even when maniacal...
A little like Spike Milligan penning’s, abstractly?
Bill couldn’t afford any, so made his own nitroglycerine...
All ingredients were vegan, everything green...
This machine was his house... the job was Herculean!
With help from the lad with electrics, that was Alan.
Support from HRH, we call her that cause she’s a Queen...
She made sure things were going, cooker, bath, the big tureen…
Cause with time travel, you never know how long you’ve been...
Future, backwards… there’s no windscreen!
Our moniker for HRH, is Lisa-Petal, she’s just over eighteen,
She pretends to be older, she’s a real dream!
Insists on getting presents back home, Bless the pretty teen...
Always treats folks, when and wherever they’ve been!
Took a photograph, he says they saw Dr Who, and the Tardis…
He showed them how to make his house not seen, vanish!
That’s why he went time-travelling in his own Tardis.
Bigger on the inside, see? So took HRH, his biggest wish!
What sweet folk, the even took along the furries,
Plenty of toilet roll to... Bliss!
One of the things I noticed, they’d acquired,
Was a Dalek, see it at the back with the packages?
There’s a Nottingham lad, hoping to be hired...
They returned with presents for friends and family...
And an automatic tyre, own engine, can you see?
Not sure who that’s for. But rather hope it’ll be me!
Alan can add stabilisers, I’ll be mobile again, Whee!
I’m looking forward to Bill’s Time Travel 105th Report.
He should post it on Facebook, he really ought...
But folks won’t believe him, and give a chort...
Billum; Time Travelling, what a clever sport!
Soon, the doubters a lesson will be taught!
Here's the Photograph
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