This will have to be a brief one. Due to my knackering myself with the hobbling to the doctors yesterday and this morning: Liberty-Global Virgin Media Internet kept going down, and I still had yesterdays blog to get done. Nicodemus's Neurotransmitters kept failing on me, so it was also the most frustrating day ever, with so many mistakes and errors, forever having to correct things. I'm scunnered, shirty, tired, disgruntled, brassed off, and feeling lugubriously depressed!
I've only just got around to starting this one going (16:00hrs). So it looks like another late night for me then.
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Woke
Stirred at 05:30hrs: No wee-wee required. No tea or brekkie, straight on the computer to make a start on this blog! Realising that was going to be a mammoth task to get done, with the post being so long after the marathon walk to the doctors in Carrington and two buses back yesterday.
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Accifauxpas-Whoopsiedangleplops
07:00hrs: Stopped to make a brew of Glengettie. On my way to the kitchen, 👎 I stubbed my toe against the edge of the floor cabinet. 👎Then, Dropped the kettle, which miraculously did not break, 👎 clouted my elbow on the open cupboard door picking up the kettle. Rinsed and refilled it, plugged it in, and it worked! Made the tea and left it to brew, whilst IO made some waste bags and took them to the box.
👎 Forgot all about the tea, and I returned to the computer. Pressed on regardless and oblivious of the going cold mug of tea!
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Summoned to the Porcelain Throne
Bit of a farce, really. Got settled, and spent Gawd knows how long was crosswording. The tummy contents felt like concrete as I did my best to encourage things along. I gave up in the end, back to the computer.
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Carer Jill Appeared in the Room
She got the medications and questions done. And then, bless her cotton socks, she got onto the phone other doctors surgery for me. To change the date of the telephone call about memory problems. When they gave me the paper, I realised that it was the dreaded flat declutters day to call.
Jill had to ring back and then was eighth in the waiting queue. She sorted it all out and made sure I'd got the changed date on my calendar. Which made her a little late for her next client - Oh, dearie me! I dread to think what the call is going to cost me. I thanked her, and she took some bits down to the buy-cheap table in Winwood. I'd be lost without Jillie's help. ♥
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Herbert
Herbert Rattling away, drilling and tapping. It's almost musical at times.
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Found The Cold Cuppa
Spent hours not getting very far with the blogging but persevered.
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Porcelain Throne Attended Again
Again, I sat sitting, and with a determined, gritty resolution, I intended to get the evacuation started. It was damned painful, messy, and bloody, but finally, I got it moving. I think it took about ten more minutes to get it all out. What a relief!
Then the cleaning things and I were not pain-free and took up even more of my precious blogging time.
Moved on to the medicationalisationing. I'll just say, 'Argh!' - that'll get the message.
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Monday Blog Finished!
Thank heavens for that! Posted it off, emailed the link. Went on Facebooking... got about five minutes. Then...
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Got The Nosh Made
Dang, good meal. Score: 8.5/10!
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Washed a Shirt (Exciting stuff this, innit?)
Awaiting Evening Carer
Made a mug of tea, Glengettie Gold, this time. An excellent brew, my favourites are:
Glengettie: Strong (Too strong for most palettes)
Thompsons Punjana: Strong, slightly less crude than Glengettie.
Glengettie Gold: Strong but smooth with it.
Co-op 99: More dust than leaves and seems to leave a dry taste in the mouth.
Which is the best? It changes every day.
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Made up some more waste bags and got them in the box with the others.
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Carer Julia Arrived
Bless her, she'd been to fetch my prescriptions today, in her own time. No one got the message from Jill about me having already collected them. What with no one telling Valerie about reminding me of the appointment, or not to take a Furosemide tablet either, yesterday. Communication is not Medirdians strong point. Julia got the medications sorted for me. We had a mini-natter and a few laughs. ♥ Then she had to shoot off, around 19:40hrs.
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Photoed End Car Park
Amazon Trousers Delivered
Sorted Out In Junkroom
Finished this Blog
Posted it to Blogger, emailed the link, and sorted some more stuff out in the junk room.
Tired now, the recliner actually looks attractive to me. Hahaha!
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I'm feeling better now, and that's without wine,
But, the Thought Storms rattle on like a turbine,
I'm forever hobbling, to free some more urine,
Of getting old, they say it's a sign,
The hopes are dashed, to defeat I resign,
Virgin Media internet more off than online,
The stomach grows more and more elephantine,
My faith, future and hopes begin to dwine,
Should I search belatedly for a partner, a Valentine?
Better get some more phentolamine!
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TTFNski
An extra account to rate the favorite teas, including two (2) types of Glengettie. I had thought that all Glengetties were the same, but now I know better. Yer have also wisely left the BP unread, it had been running a bit high recently, so allowing the equipment a decent rest period is a healthy stab at a betterer reading tomorrow?
ReplyDeletePlenty Aaarghs to go around when the discussion turns to the indescribably poor service offered by the thieves and criminals at Virgin Mobile. Yer cannot trust anything they promise, and you already witness wot they do to keep their service level meager and lousy.
A fine nosh deserves a good rating, this one excelled beyond any expectations me thinks.
Thanks too for the fine, proper, and true ODE by you.
Morning to Billum and HRH Lisa,
ReplyDeleteI fear that getting Glengettie Gold is getting impossible now, Amazon stopped selling them, Argh!
The missing BP was an error, cock-up, Whoopsiedangleplop on behalf the senile (but harmless) old fart who dwells within this flat. Me! Thanks for pointing this out, I thought I'd put it in, but with Liberty-Global Virgin Internet going down so often, I failed, after taking all that time to make a graph from the internet input results, too! Tsk! If I remember, Billum, I'll put in todays unfinished blog.
Ah, did you spot the naughty banned orange flavoured Wagon Wheel on the tray, Sir? A weakness, you know. Rounded off the nosh delightfully with a mug of extra strong Punjana tea - Super!
Cheers on the Ode, Sir. I was hoping someone would read it and get in touch with a contract. Hahaha! Mayhaps for a column in a magazine, we could call it Odes - Straight to the Point, from blunted-brained Inchy - Artwork by Billum? Hahaha!
Keep safe, may HRH Lisa find rest, you find some relief, and I eventually remember what I was going to out on here for me.
You've got to larf!
Amazon is hitting below the belt when they threaten the world supply of Glengettie Gold — the gold standard,of course. I shal have Joe Biden call Jeff Bezos (known affectionately as Jeff Bozo). This is inhumane, puts us at a par with Afghanistan.
DeleteThe missing BP graph suggested that the machine needed a rest after those highish numblers. Perhaps a better number will arrive tomorrow?
The Wagon Wheel looked like the kind of treat that can turn a disastrous nosh into a fully satisfactory repast moment. Teamed with Punjana tea and yer have a winner every time. Now we are hoping that Bozo does not make Punjana a target for his amusement and one of his ghastly hobbies, I shudder at the thought.
The odes hit the spot with a resounding sound. You encourage me to try to sketch a character who embodies the art of the ode — yerself of course. A blunt brain is an instrument of powerful arts and science. Not a single doubt about it.
Thanks for having a word about the Glen Gold, Bill. haha!
DeleteThe graph missing... thanks to Global Liberty Virgin Media Internet, Humph!
Wagon Wheels (orange flavoured), I hope you can get them over there, Sir! A real sweet treat!
It scare me more than the computer going down, mate; A world without Glengettie Gold and Thompsons Punjana - ARGH!
I can include your artwork if in the Ode if of a suitable subject, going mad, loosing it or memory loss? Anything really, I can Ode to suit it. Hahaha!
The carer is late this morning - just thought I'd mention it.
Bestest of wishes for HRH Lisa and your worthy-self, Sir!