Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Diary of Woe - September 2012


Saturday 1st September 2012

* With no sleep the night before last, I put on a Heartbeat DVD to watch, about 1830hrs last night - and woke up this morning at 0530hrs - distorted, aching, and with the broken headhones dangling around my neck and stomach. Oh dear...

* Got on with the diaries, medications taken, and a few cups of tea.


* Did diaries for the Spoof about 0130hrs I think. The visits to the WC reduced a bit, but I'm going to cut me water tablets to half of one today.

* Went over to see Stew and Margaret. Took some baked potatoes and vegetables for Margaret, bickies for Stew. Stew wanted some DVD's if I could get them - Patriot Games, Blue Steel, and Cape Fear.


* So I had a walk to town and back. Managed to get two of the DVD's for Stew. Got some cheap mineral water and tomatoes on the way back, because I can't find the tomatoes I bought yesterday from Asda?


* Took photo's of Stewart sat outside, and Margaret having a cuppa inside.

* Got home and did the diaries, getting a bottle of water out of fridge, I dropped it and it burst open, I hope the iron it covered will dry out later.



Sunday 2nd September 2012:

* Good nights kip - got up to go to the WC around 0500hrs - and turned off the oven and removed the potatoes that had spent around 11 hours being roasted.

* Went over to see Stewart and Margaret, both doing well.

* Had a walk to Asda to get some of their soily-cheap-potatoes... but they only had one bag left on sale, so I got it.

* Got back to the hovel and put some tatties on the boil, and threw away the burnt roasted ones from earlier.

* On the laptop and Spoof. 


Monday 3rd September 2012:

* Gawd heavens... new pains in groin today.

* Went over to see the lovely Margaret. She seemed a little less tired today. Walked her home, and I invested in some Health lottery tickets... I am a fool, as if I stood a chance... huh!

* No walks today, spent ages on laptop, burnt another saucepan, and dropped and stood on a tomato.

* By gum life's exciting!


Tuesday 4th September 2012:


* Up around 0430hrs, groin still painful but me other ailments seemed okay, so can't complain.



* Did diaries early, cause I didn't know how long I'll be at the hospital this morning. Having weekly INR blood level tests, and got to have a scan of some sort, before they can arrange for the camera and laser to go down to have a look at me stomach.

* Took me medications, but realised too late that I'd took a water-tablet - that could be painful if i need to go while en route on me walk to hospital.

* Put some potatoes in the oven in readiness to take em with me on me walk to the QMC later. Did not, I say not... burn them.

* Set off on walk to the QMC... as far as Lidl store, (about third of a mile) where I realised I'd left me Haematology log at home, so returned to get it.

* Set off again, after about 45minutes I needed to go at both ends - and boy did I suffer in the final 40 minutes to get to the hospital; I shot to the gents, only to find they had been changed to Female Only Use... A very painful search and I found some gents and disabled toilets, entered the gents but the cubicle was occupied! Went out to the disabled toilet and that was occupied.Now the bladder was causing me severe pain. I went back to the gents, still occupied. Back to the disabled and it was free... hurrah! The pain of actually passing was bad, but slowly it eased to reasonable after I'd washed me hands and gone to the Warfarin INR Blood test clinic.

* Got seen to quickly, and they phoned the Clinic on 'D' to tell them I was on my way up.

* There I was taken straight into an x-ray type place and had the pictures of my innards taken.

* Then to the WC again, before starting my walk home. About three quarters of the way, I needed to go again. (Memo to self - Do not forget not to take water-tablets when you know you will be going out again!)

* Went into Asda... there toilets were 'Out of Order' and locked up. Oh dear...

* Struggled on, called in Stewart's and used his WC - agony again. The thing is I can only blame myself!

* Fetched Margaret's nosh and Stew's nibbles from home.

* Not felt so unwell as I do now for a while. Went home, made a cuppa, put up tired aching feet, of course that started off the groin, then had a dizzy spell. Took extra Codeine.

* Tried to do a bit of Spoofing, but concentration not good.


Wednesday 5th September 2012:

* Feeling a lot better this morning.

* Got some communications this morning on the web, that cheered me up no end.

* Went over to see Steward, he was in fine fettle.

* I had a walk into town to try and get two films on DVD he wanted. Tried three stores, all said there no longer produced.

* Concentration still a bit hard.

* Took a photo of 'Alcatraz' school gates, as it's known locally on the way home from town, luckily for me the inmates were locked in.

Thursday 6th September 2012:


* Stomach and wind bad this morning, all other ailments seem okay. Hurray!


* Went over to see Stew, then went on a walk into Bulwell, a long walk but it dies me.. oh dear bad misspell that one... I meant 'does me' no harm apart from painful feet that is. Think it helps the ticker, and the arthritis doing a good walk four times a week or so.

* Got some cheap diddy tins of reconstituted ham, Goulash, and kitchen towels at 6 for £1.99. Little bargain hunter that I am.

* Had some baked beans and tinned sausages with plenty of Lidl's cheap special fall to pieces when you touch it wholemeal bread, me last apple, and two nice strong cuppas. (I bet the Queen would like to dine like wot I do!)


Friday 7th September 2012:

* Managed to nod off earlier last night, so was up at 0430hrs doing the diaries on the Spoof.

* Made a graphic I was well pleased with advertising the updated diaries, and put it on me facebook page. (Above) Took ages to get it right, but I enjoyed doing it. My Spoof Diaries page

Saturday 8th September 2012:

* I read this on the 'Sabotage Times' on the web - brilliant!
As the Olympic stadium announcer introduced His Right Honourable George Osborne MP (Bringer of Dearth and Despair, to give him his full title) on Monday night for the Paralympic T38 400m race medal presentation, the chancellor’s nervous smile gradually morphed into awkward laughter.

As the vast majority of the capacity 80,000 crowd – roughly the population of Wakefield – took part in an ad-hoc opinion poll, roundly booing his appearance, there was little else for him to do short of flipping the bird and slowly circling around.

Unsurprisingly, minimal public sympathy has since emerged for the man spearheading the government’s unprecedented attack on the UK’s disabled population through its ruthless, hasty changes to disability benefits.

As a couples’ counsellor will always tell you, it’s important to let someone know how you feel.


Sunday 9th September 2012:

* Up early (0400hrs) to do Spoof diaries.



* Chest pains not good again this morning. Concentration all over the place.



* Put some tatties on the boil, to make meal with sausages and peas for Margaret. Will take it over later to Stew's place.



* Couldn't find one of me hearing aids, it surely has to be near the one laying on the table where I left it?



* Checked my lottery ticket numbers - got one of them, checked me Health lottery ticket - got none of 'em. All normal there then.


My neighbour

* Went over to see Stew and Margaret, had a chinwag and a laugh or two. Seems there was a car fire opposite my abode, judging by the state of the burnt rubber etc on the pavement and road.

* Came back and did the diaries ready for the morning so I can go to launderette.

* Police called about the car-fire asking if I saw anything. Seems there was two more cars torched not far away at around a similar time. If nothing else it brought some real police officers onto the street... that might discourage the local yobs from hanging around a bit... or maybe not.

* Found my hearing aid, it had fell into me shoe!

Monday 10th September 2012:

* Up early (0400hrs) to do diaries in time to go to the launderette.

* Amazing find - outside the launderette, there has been a public telephone box for many years, but as with so many, the use of the mobile phone has lessened the need for these old phone boxes. They have replaced it with an cash machine (ATM) the same size and shape of the old telephone box. I was chatting with the locals, and Margaret is going to start a book on how long it takes for the machine to be robbed, and what type of vehicle will be stolen and used to crash into it. Watch this space...


Tuesday 11th September 2012:

At hospital, only one of five ambulances were NHS
The beautiful sky this morning, where the torched car was. 



* Up at 0415hrs, posted the Spoof diaries, visited the WC, medications taken, WC visited, snacks for QMC staff, paperwork and potatoes to nibble put in bag, WC visited, then noticed it was raining a bit... but it stopped.

* Set off on walk to QMC, passing the new ATM machine that's replaced the telephone box, I noted the local scum-yobs had already done a graffiti job on it.

* On the walk down Gregory Boulevard [i](about I.5 mile in length)[/i] I counted 11 drivers using mobile phones... just thought I'd mention it.

* Just made it to the loo in time at the QMC - nothing like as bad as last week thankfully.

* Got bus back into town, and went to the 99p shop to get some nibbles for Margaret and Stewart. I think the place is closing down soon, the shelves looked awfully bare, and the display stacks had disappeared! Not really surprised, disappointed, but not surprised.

* Got bus back to Carrington, called in top see Margaret and Stew, but they were out.

* Took a couple of photographs this morning, the newspapers really ought to employ me you know?

* Took the water tablets, then did some Spoofing in between visits to the WC.


Wednesday 12th September 2012:

* No Senior Moments to report today, unless of course, one has occurred that had taken affect at a later time, that my limited observational and memory cells had missed, by which time I would have become aware of it s happening in which case it may be recorded elsewhere in this log, if I remember it. [i](I think)[i]

Thursday 13th September 2012:

* Bad wind still emanating painfully from all escape routes this morning.

* Went over to see Stewart, but he's gone out in his Harley-Davidson mobility scooter. Caught him returning, helped him get it back into garage.

* No walks today, spent all day on the laptop. Made some graphics, facebooked, then did Diaries for the morning.

* Only problem was the knees not liking the lack of exercise and stiffening a little painfully - must get out tomorrow for a hobble somewhere. 

* Managed to burn saucepan again - must get another now.

* Got some communications today through email and facebook, I love it when that happens.

Friday 14th September 2012:

* Up at 0400hrs, bit nippy this morning.

* Posted Spoof Diaries and graphic on facebook.

* Decided after seeing Margaret and Stew, I'd walk into town and get bus to Beeston to get some cheapo nosh, and look for a cheap saucepan as I only have one serviceable left, and a kettle with a whistle.


* Walked to town, and caught bus to Beeston. Arrived in Beeston find that since my last visit some years ago, a Tesco Extra had opened opposite where the since closed down fire station was, the car park had been demolished, and the bus station had no times as it was obviously in the middle of the building of the tram lines for the new service.

* In the shopping mall, there was a bank, four charity shops, a B&M, and 14 closed down retail units left, oh, and an Argos. Talk about sad.

* I visited the B&M, and got some Goulash, Alliums, pickled Cucumber, and some biscuits for Margaret. Then hunted around and found a whistling kettle at £4.99, so purchased one.

* Then stood outside in the so called bus station, and with no times on display, I spent a while hobbling from one stop to another as the Nottingham buses got in, only to miss the first four - managed to get one eventually, that tool a route through the Nottingham University grounds - that was a first for me.

* Got in town, and I went in Pound shop to get some Wagon Wheels at 8 for a quid. Margaret and I like these, especially at this price.

*Got bus to Carrington, and walked through to the hovel.

* As I opened the door, the familiar smell of burning greeted me - I'd left the pan on with three potatoes in it. Then realised I forgot to get a saucepan - my current available saucepan is one small one, that I rescued last week, but the lumps of lining missing worry me a bit.

* I rinsed out the new kettle, and put it on the ring to try it out. Eventually the whistle sort of warbled gently a bit as the water boiled - I took out my hearing aids, and could not hear it at all - another plan gone haywire. Hey-ho!

* On laptop to do diaries ready for morning.


Saturday 15th September 2012:

* Oh what an 'orrible night... angina, wind, bladder... oh what an 'orrible night...



* Put me new kettle on, but couldn't hear its whistle without me hearing aids in... and then only just. Made a cuppa, took me medications, and got on laptop.



* Posted Spoof Celebrity Diaries for the day, then went on an unplanned marathon visit to the WC - I read me trolleybus books for a bit - winced with the pain frequently - sang Nat King Cole's 'Unforgettable', Rick Nelsons 'It's up to you', and Billy Fury's 'In thought's of you' - Whistled a while - counted the cracks in the ceiling (42), and within about an hour... success! Pain with it, but a successful evecuation was achieved nonetheless.



* Came down and took an extra painkiller. Then filled pots up with doses of medications for the next few days. Must remember later to go and collect me two months supply from the pharmacist.

* Went over to see Stewart, he was okay - then I walked down to get prescriptions. Bought them back with me called in to see Margaret and Stew, then realised I'd not been given any Pepctac so returned to chemist - waited 30 minutes - to be told none booked. No I'll have to see GP receptionist Monday and ask for prescription.

* Got back to find I'd left the new kettle on a low light, but could not hear the whistle - another clanger.

* Started Spoof diaries for tomorrow, and updated Political and Nottingham mag's.

* Making a cuppa, I flipped the top off of the boiling kettle, and the whistle attachment shot off, instinctively I grabbed at it as it fell into my last remaining saucepan of peas, and I knocked of off the stove. I then had a mess to clean up, and dented last remaining saucepan.


Sunday 16th September 2012:

* Angina bothersome last night. Got up and on the laptop early again (0330hrs). Did diaries and updated the other bits.



* By 0730hrs, I'd had eleven visits to the WC, three for heavy duty evacuations. Going to the GP surgery on Monday, and get another appointment.



* I started to read me book a bit, but concentration was not good, so put on a Goodnight Sweetheart DVD to watch... but the headphones packed up again. Back to the book (Stalingrad).


Monday 17th September 2012:

* Another not so good night - Up at 0400hrs doing the diaries in between passing wind, belching, and nipping to the WC.



* Remembered to go over to the~GP surgery, and requested two medications I was getting short of. But forgot to book appointment with GP.


* Had a walk into Sherwood to get some bread and cooked meat that I thought I'd treat myself to, and get another saucepan from Wilko.


* A chap tapped me on the shoulder at the check-out, I turned to face him, he smiled a knowing smile and said:

"Ayyup, how yer goin' mate?"

Nothing came into my mind regarding who he might be - but I replied: 

"Fine thanks, how are you keeping, I've not seen you since... (I pretended to be thinking)[a ploy I've adopted since the memory started going), and he said:

"Sherwood club, we were in the angling club!"

Were we? I thought.

"How's Bill going nowadays?" he added.

Before I could ask which Bill, again he added:

"It's you who saved me life with that loan, and you showed me how to fish Ironmonger Pond..."

"Do you still live in the flat on Bingham Road?" (I left there in 1983)

"No" I says, "I'm in Carrington now."

"Are you still knockin' that big hairy German lass off?"

At last a memory or two came back to me...
He looked at his watch, and said he had to rush now, take care! and off he went.
Leaving me pondering who he was.
And pining for Griselda, the German lass!
* Went over to see Margaret at Stewart's, took her a meal. Poor girl is still tired, and tomorrow she has to attend a day training session. She is worried about it, because she'd  arranged with Stew to fetch his prescriptions and get them filled. And Stew is away in his social club day. Said as soon as I got back tomorrow from the hospital, I'd call in and explain things to Stew.

Tuesday 18th September 2012:




* Better kip last night. Up at 0330hrs and started on diaries at 0400hrs - all done my 0655hrs. The diaries take shorter bursts of concentration, and I find them easier to compile.

* Got things ready for hospital visit. (Only Warfarin INR level tests).

* Rain forecast for today and the next three days - so put brolly in my bag, for the log hobble/walk to the hospital.

* Also remembered to skip taking the water tablet this morning, as the 90 minute walk to the QMC usually entails the cut-down bladder filling and much pain and discomfort.


Wednesday 19th September 2012:





* Not a good night, new pains in chest.



* Up and on the laptop by 0300hrs. WC visits painful and unsuccessful!



* 10 minute visits for a leak, then at 0610hrs success from the other end!

* Medications taken... oh must remember I'm walking Stew over to the GP later, we've both got to collect prescriptions, and while Stew has his examination, I can take them and have them filled at chemist.



* The electric kettle worked this morning once.


* Went to get lottery ticket. Then to Stew's, over to the GP, picked up both our prescriptions, got them filled at chemist, then took Stew's to his house.

* On laptop doing blog and facebook.

* Burnt the whistling kettle this evening - oh dear, the top and handle melted, acrid smoke... oh dear!

* Left doors open to clear smoke a bit - then settled to carry on with laptop, and Stew's cat which had sneaked in jumped up on me and laptop - didn't half make me jump too!



Thursday 20th September 2012:


* Decent nights kip for a  change.



* Went over to see Stew, then plodded off to Bulwell, got some tins of cheap Goulash, and bits.



* Got back to the hovel, did a bit on facebook, had some nosh, then sat to watch a DVD and collapsed nicely into unconsciousness...



Friday 21st September 2012:

* Blimey... I think I slept for over six hours, great! And apart from the angina, I seem to be feeling fairly fit this morning. Good stuff!

*Went over to see Stew and Margaret, took salad for Margie, had chat, then went into town to get new kettle from Argos that Margaret said was okay and cheapo.

* Walked into town, called at Argos on Upper Parliament Street, but the did not have the cheapo kettle in stock. Undaunted, I hobbled through town to the Argos in Broad Marsh, but didn't have the kettle in stock either.

*Saw the food market was on in town again, took a couple of photographs of stalls.

* When I got back in the hovel, I fell akip...


Saturday 22nd September 2012:

* Up at 0230hrs, made some roast potatoes and Beef curry to take over for Margaret later. Hopefully I will remember to try and get cheapo kettle from Argos at Beeston.

* Went over to see Margaret and Stew, but they'd gone out. Being Saturday, I thought they might be shopping, so went down to Lidl's and found them. Came back with them and we had a little natter.

* Missed water tablet until later, and walked into town (Nottingham).

* Popped in the Pound World shop in Victoria Centre, and got some nibbles, then saw the queue, and put them back.

* Home to the hovel, and had Goulash and potatoes with some bread, then took water tablet.

Sunday 23th September 2012:

* Amazingly wonderful this morning - No Angina pains! Hurrah!

* Only went out to see Margaret and Stew today.

* Real layabout day, did some graphics, watched a DVD, read some more of Ferkin (this was a genuine senior typing Ferkin, it should of course been 'Berlin - the Downfall. Concentration not good again.


Monday 24th September 2012:

* Good kip, and only got up to visit WC about four times! Didn't get up proper until gone 0700hrs!

* Did graphic on the left for Facebook - no idea why I did though. But I do enjoy learning as I use Coreldraw.

* Made some nosh for my beloved Margaret, will take it over with the laptop later to show her the photo-page of her on Facebook.

*Dead chuffed with the new cheapo-economy electric kettle - the main reason being it turns itself off and I cannot boil it into a tangled mess of metal and plastic like I did the hob kettle. I wish I'd took a photo of it now.

* The rain has been pouring all the time up to now (0845hrs), so I'll see what it's like after going over to ogle, adore, and fawn over Margaret later. But I really should have a walk today, missing yesterday's and all that idleness that came over me. But GP say's in my condition I must avoid colds that might turn into glu... glu? I mean Flu.

* The rain persisted down - so I resisted going on a walk - for which I am sure my knees will let me know they do not like inactivity tomorrow!

Tuesday 25th September 2012:

* No hospital Warfarin INR level tests today - the fool's left it a fortnight last time.

* Couldn't get to sleep last night, so when I managed it taking extra painkillers, I slept in late for me, didn't get up until 0700hrs.

* Cuppa, ablutions and got washing ready to launderette.

* Walked to launderette and put togs in two machines - then popped out and took a photograph of the new cash machine (that has not yet been attacked... graffiti'd yes, but not raided up to now). I noticed they have added an al fresco pay phone on the side of it.

* The Free Cash sign disappointed a few hopeful locals who thought the cash was actually free, not just free to withdraw.

* Went over the road to visit Margaret and Stew. Margaret was looking lovely again, and Stew was on good form.

* Decided to have a walk into Nottingham and catch bus to West Bridgford Morrison's, to get some potatoes, tomatoes, and cheap tinned curry.

* The high winds were horrible to walk in, but I got there and bought the cheap tinned curry. The tomatoes were too expensive, and the potatoes crap.

Wednesday 26th September 2012:

* Up around 0430hrs, a decent nights sleep. Nodded off early. Made a cuppa, and went on Facebook. Then made a graphic in Coreldraw, just for gun. I been fun.

* Visited the WC, got bits ready for Margaret, made another cuppa, visited the WC, checked the weather... no rain, but looking threatening.

* Just remembered a bit of a dream I had last night. I was in Stalingrad, in a cellar, starving, freezing, my rifle had frozen, and dead bodies all around me. Not the first time I've had that scenario in a dream. Couldn't tell if I was German, Romanian or Russian though, but I was about to snuff it.


Thursday 27th September 2012:

* Horrendous dreams last night, can only remember bits though - a fire, and falling. Felt pretty unsettled when I woke up proper about 0500hrs.

* To the WC, made a cuppa, put laptop on, to the WC - Laptop struggling to cope, all sorts of messages - this plug-in failed, heavy usage on Coreldraw, Google Chrome etc, not looking good!

* Went over to see Margaret and Stew. Had a chin-wag and a laugh or two, despite poor Margaret having had plumbing problems - in the house I mean. 

* Decided to have a walk to the Arboretum, and take a photo of where I was mugged last year to put on Facebook. Got as far as Gregory Boulevard and realised I'd got the jeans on, and had left me money and card in the other trousers - and I'f forgot to change the batteries on the camera.

* Had a walk back to the hovel, swapped the batteries putting the used ones on charge, picked up some coins, and the cash card, and off again - but decided to go to Asda and get some potatoes if they had any.

* Got a bag of tatties, and overspent on other stuff from Asda. Oh dear!

* As I left Asda, a police van pulled up, and five officers got our and started looking around, they were later joined by two other vans and a car - be interesting to see what that was all about.

* Got some cheese covered cobs from Lidl on the way back.

* Used the last of the ham in cobs, sliced tomatoes, and two cups of tea, followed by an out of date mandarin yoghort I found at back of the fridge (Only by one day).

* No angina pains either as I nodded off! Great!

Friday 28th September 2012:

* Decent nights kip at last.

* Went over to see Margaret and Stew, but Margie not there, and Stew going out with neighbour shopping. So I had a walk down to the shops and got bread, tin of herrings, and potatoes... by gum I live well!

* Looking like rain, so no walkies today for me - at least I can take me water tablets without worrying. But I'm sad about not seeing Margaret. 

Saturday 29th September 2012:

* Up at 0300hrs with much pain from the stomach and angina I'm afraid. Not good.

* Had a look at Facebook, and found a couple of gems had been created by Skoob and Francois Dubois on the Spoof. Fived, and Stumbled them.

* Created what I thought was a decent satirical graphic on Facebook (pic) denigrating our beloved animalistic politicians. Managed to get a couple of responses.

* Went over to see Margaret and Stew, but Margaret not there again this morning, she has problems as I said, with her plumbing. Miss seeing her, I hope she can get it sorted out soon.

* Had a walk out to the forest to see the Goose Fair site developing ready for the start of it all on the 31 Oct. Apart from Stewart, I have not spoken to a real person for two days... so I chatted with the pigeons on the Forest.

* Went into Asda, and did me weekend shopping, spent £2.48 on bleach, 2 bananas, and a tin of Smartprice mince. (Huh!)

* Had dizzy spell late afternoon (first one for ages), a bit vague of events afterwards.



Sunday 30th September 2012:

* Up about 0430, felt okay but depressed a little.

* Caught up on Facebook and then did this blog update.

* Couldn't get rid of the feeling gown and low feeling?

* Went over to see Margaret and Stew. Wind bad, thought about going to NHS centre, but went on walkabout and felt a little better later.

Took a couple of photo's of Goose Fair in the making, and walked back to the hovel. Only a short walk today.

* October may bring a bit of better luck I hope.










Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Diary of Woe - August 2012

Wednesday 1st August 2012


*Great this morning... got some sleep, ailments not too bad at all.
* On the way out to go to Morrison's I popped over to see how Stewart was, but he was not up yet.
* Arrived at Morrison's around 1030hrs, met Sister and Brother in law there, who said they'd give me a lift home with the heavy goods I was about to buy!
* Spent a  fortune, Brother in law ran sister home with their food, then called to drop off something at another house, then dropped me off at home. Much appreciated.




Thursday 2nd August 2012

* Not much sleep, but ailments not bad again, especially the knees seem easier.
* Did diaries for the day.
* Abluted, medicated, and called at Margaret and Stew, both seemed okay.
* Walked to city, then caught bus to QMC. Fondled by nurses and female doctor. Test results due in a week.
* Got some cheapo bikkies for Margaret and haematology nurses on way home.
* Tired.

Friday 3rd August 2012

* No Senior Moments to report today, unless of course, one has occurred that had taken affect at a later time, that my limited observational and memory cells had missed, by which time I would have become aware of it s happening in which case it may be recorded elsewhere in this log, if I remember it. (I think)*

Saturday 4th August 2012

* Health good, abluted and went over to see Stew and Margaret, took nosh for Margaret, Turkey Ragout pots and garden peas, both okay.
* No walking today, back to the hovel and on the laptop all day (more or less).
* Bit down for some reason.

Sunday 5th August 2012

* No walkies today - raining again.
* Went over to see Stew and Margaret... by gad she's beautiful! (Margaret... not Stewart!)
* Listening to radio whilst on laptop (headphones on) - sudden urge to release water - headphones off and radio on the floor.
* Slow day. 

Monday 6th August 2012

* Up early, went to WC - found I'd left the flipping heater on all night! ah well, the utility company will be glad.
* Did diaries for Spoof, and posted them.
* Went over to ogle Margaret... she installs feelings in certain quarters that I should not be having at my age and health!
* Went for a walk afterwards, got caught in the rain, the brolly blew inside out and is now residing in the bin.
* Purchased new brolly from Pound Shop.
* When I got back, I prepared things ready for the hospital visit in the morning, and turned off the oven I'd left on.
* After searching for me mesh oven tray for yonks, I gave up and used a metal dish - then opened the oven door to put it in... yes you've guessed, there was the mesh tray... oh dear.

Tuesday 7th August 2012

* Up around 0430hrs, but got some decent kip in.
* Medications taken, hospital things checked, WC visited three times, Diaries done, and after a 30 minute search shoes found squashed under underneath the bag of potatoes... don't ask please, I've no idea.
* Set off on the marathon walk to the QMC, little bit of drizzle, arrived in about 1hr 20m though, might be a record that.
* When I arrived at the haematology area - I was the only one there! Took a ticket, and as I sat down, my number came up, and in I went.
* Gave the girls some nibbles for their break, and I was seen to and out in no time.
* Too early to catch bus (Bus pass starts at 0930hrs) so sat and did some of the crossword book (well I got two I think) and nibbled me baked potatoe while I waited for 0930hrs.
* Into town, got a baguette and cob for Margaret, and caught bus home.
* Dropped off early, and called in the cob shop and got a sausage sandwich for Stewart, plodded on and got to Stewart's.... and he was out.
An old Margaret photo used before - but she's lovely!
* Went to the shops on the front, and found Margaret and Stewart in Lidls. Joined them, and took the trolley home for him while they had a snack in the cafe. Rejoined them, and walked back with them. Stew had spent more than I get pension on his shopping. Jealous me?
* The Sausage sandwich was cold - Gave Margaret her bits, and she took the sandwich to warm up the sausages and not waste them later.
* Back to the hovel, salad cob, beetroot and last banana for nosh.
* Did diaries for tomorrow, so I could go to launderette in morning with bag one of three, then go out to see Margaret at her workplace at the Theatre Royal. 

Wednesday 8th August 2012

* Up and to the WC, made a cuppa, took medications, and made up 18 dose pots of tablets/pills/capsule in readiness for later.
* Then as I was stacking them up, remembered the increase in dosage of Ramiprils' - and had to open each one to add the 2.5ml capsules. Never mind, at least I remembered!
* Sorted the laundry, two big bags, but could not carry them both at the same time, so took the first to the launderette, calling to see if Stewart wanted anything bringing back from the shops, he asked me to get TV magazine.
*Launderette busy, only one machine free, so crammed everything in and hoped for the best.
*Nipped over to GP surgery and asked for extra Ramipril and Cosdiene as I was low on them, and confined next appointment date.
* Back to the launderette, dried the togs, and returned home, put em away, and got next lot out to take... the heavier stuff, jeans, dressing gowns, towels, blanket etc. Back to the launderette, quieter now.
* The flippin' drier cost over £2, and still the things weren't dry properly!
* Back to the hovel, hung the togs up to finish drying, and got bits to take to Margaret on my visit to her at the Theatre Royal. Set off up Mansfield Road on walk to town.
* Going up the hill past Gregory Boulevard junction, and I was actually knocked over by a disabled scooter driver. He road over my right foot, and the vehicle knocked me into the bushes on my left - lucky that, if it had happened a few yards earlier or later, there was only concrete for me to fall onto... phew! Passers by came over and asked if I was alright, the disabled chap kept asking if I was alright, saying 'Sorry, I just didn't see you!' Shook up for a few moments and the foot and toe hurt, but I was okay I thought. He shot off up the hill, and I hobbled even worse than before on into town.
* Remembered the TV mag for Stewart, and bought a quiz book for Margaret, and called in to see her and give her the things, telling her my Woes... she knows me now, and took in all in her stride.
* Took the photo above of the Nottingham Riviera beach in town.
* Got tram to Forest, took this photo of the free exercise thingamajigs on the Forest. Well it's somewhere for the little mites to train and get fit for the next riots innit?
*Walked (hobbled) the rest of the way back, posted Stew's mag through his door.
* Investigated me right appendage. The foot is a bit raw on the edge, and the toe is black, and the shoe has a split along the seal.
* Started this blog/Senior Moment for today.
* Must remember later at 1800hrs its 'Journey into Space from 1959 on Radio 4 extra, followed by 'Day of The Triffids!, then Hancock! Great stuff!

Thursday 9th August 2012

* Good kip, up late, gone 0630hrs. WC, medications, and got on with diaries for the day.
* Foot and toe not bad at all after yesterdays argument with the mobility scooter.
* Ablutions tended to, and went over to see Margaret and Stew, Margaret looked tired bless her, and Stew was grumpy. Asked if I could take a photo or two for my blog, of Stew and his 'Harley Davidson' mobility scooter. Photo's on the left.
* Stew had a little run on the scooter, chaperoned by the ever attentive Margaret, and cheered up a bit. Nice day, sunny.
* Forced myself away from Margaret, and went on walk to Bulwell. Knees okay, but the right foot and little toe was a bit painful by the time I arrived in Bulwell.
* Managed to get some Goulash, Turkey Ragout, and nibbles for Margaret in the morning. The woman at B&M trying to give me £5 in my change that was only 75% there - the number was missing - "It should be okay" she said, 'No' I said. Had to stand around while she called supervisor, asked her to change it, and while she disappeared upstairs then returned with a proper fiver for me, offering a scowl of Olympic standard as she did! Well... it gave me the chance to count the 545 tiles in site on the roof.
* Bus back to the muggers paradise called Carrington, called in GP surgery to pick up prescriptions, and had them filled at the pharmacy. (Amazed I remembered them! Good that!)
* To Lidl (with the usual trepidation) to get a loaf, tomatoes, lettuce, and bananas. Forgot the bananas, but at least I was not overcharged this visit!

Friday 10th August 2012

* New pain on waking, in left shoulder/neck, possibly from when I was knocked over by the batmobile yesterday. Took medications and some pain-gel on shoulder.
* Did diaries, abluted, and went to shops and got some flowers for Margaret's birthday.
* Dropped them in at Stewart's on way back. Knees and hands okay this morning.
* Forgot to get tom's so nipped back to shops and got some.
* Back to Stew's, and remembered I'd forgotten to get me spread, back to shops, then back to Stew's once again.
* Chat nice chinwag with Stew and Margaret, then walked Margaret home.
* Back to the hovel, to do this blog.

Saturday 11th August 2012


* Decent nights kip, but still woke up feeling tired.

* Knees and hands very fair, hernia not bothering me, sternum okay, ulcer not playing up at all, no dizzy spells, excess gases no bother, foot getting better... only bit of pain was from shoulder. Put potatoes in the oven, and went up to ablute myself, and put rubbed plenty of Ibuprofen pain gel on shoulder.. or so I believed. When I eventually smelt the pong, I realised I'd put me Dervovate ointment on in error for the pain gel. Ah well...

* Found myself eating less today, due to the taste of peppermint in the ulcer medicine, the toothpaste, and the mouth wash - I'm not keen on peppermint at all.

* Took laptop with me on me trip to see Margaret and Stewart, and showed.. or that be shown?... them the photo's of them with the Harley-Davidson mobility scooter. They were very impressed with with David Bailey skills!

* Stew asked me to go into town with him, and we both enjoyed it I think. Stew was on good form today. He bought me a mobile that is supposed to be compatible with hearing aids, and one for himself. We got back to Stew's and I set up his phone, great model, big keys, loud, and not complicated.. in can't have been for me to set one up!

* Got home and smelt the burning potatoes as I opened the door.

* Updated these Senior Moments and me blog.

Sunday 12th August 2012

Awoke with the shoulder/neck hurting, knees hands okay, ulcer and sternum very fair, wind rampant, ulcer fair, and earache had joined me problems.
* Made a cuppa, to the WC, and started doing diaries, concentration not too good.
* On me way upstairs to turn in hot water for me ablutions, missed a step and fell on me face - oh dear!
* Did teggies, and had a swig of bleach by mistake for mouthwash - I know.. what a prat! It tasted sweet. Spent an awfully long time drinking gallons of water - then removed the bleach form near the sink, better late than never. All seems okay now.
* Went over to see Margaret and Stew, both a little down today. Walked Margaret home, and did this woeful tale.

Monday 13th August 2012


* Up and at em this morning - feeling better than for a long time. Medicated, ablutionised, and over the road to see Margaret, looking good.
* Walked to Bulwell, got some nosh in, and bussed home to the hovel.
* Bit of bother late on staying awake, and food came back up.

Tuesday 14th August 2012


* Again, despite proper kip, I felt okay again this morning.
* Medications, ablutions, diaries done for Spoof... then stubbed me toe going upstairs...
* Took some bits I got yesterday in Bulwell over to Margaret and Stew, both in fine form.
* Walked into town, got some bits for the nursing staff and Margaret, then called in Vic market to get some tomatoes and fresh garden peas - whattamistakatomaker! The toms were soft and the peas really sour! Found some tin food on special offer, and foolishly bought some - this made the walk home carrying two bags, tedious, slow and painful. Should have known better than to do it.
* Took a couple of photographs to put on this blog, but only one was passable.
* Limped home, made a salad, and nodded off a few times.
* Cleaned hearing aids and spectacles, popped to the WC - could I find the spectacles?

Wednesday 15th August 2012

Margaret re-stocking her shop after busy day

* Bad night for sleep, woke up late with knees, stomach. sternum etc okay... but hands painful.

* Medications, ablutions, and an hour to find me second hearing-aid later... (I won't tell you where I found it, 'cause you would not believe me and think I must be mad!), on the laptop and suffered a freeze - turned her off and on again twice, and she seems to be going okay, slow, but working - did diaries and Quint graphic ASAP in case it goes down again. Oh dear oh dear oh dear!

* Got things ready to go to see Margaret later at the Theatre Royal where she's working, going to try and get some freesia's for her, they smell nice and might cover up any after-affects of the wind escaping from both ends that has just started revealing itself. Oh dear oh dear oh dear!

* Walked to town, as the rain descended, Icalled in flower shop but they didn't have Freesias in, called at Tesco, and got some for Margaret at the same time arranging a mortgage to pay for them.

* The rain began to belt down heavier, and I caught the bus back to Carrington.
* Added Eskine Quint review to facebook.

Thursday 16th August 2012

* Woke up with a bit more bother today, ulcer, wind and knees playing up - but arthritis in the hands, the  sternum and hernia not bad at all.
* Did diaries for the Spoofski, and updated blog.
* The waterworks started... and boy did they! At the moment I'm typing a few lines and then off to the WC! I was going to go to the hearing centre to get some batteries today, but don't think I ought while the... er.. what do I call it... er, the water works are so persistent! Here I go again.
* Blimey, both ends that time! Hope I don't run out of paper or wear a hole in me slippers!
* I think the hand welts are starting to come back again. Took the photo to take to surgery just in case. 

Friday 17th August 2012

* Little confused this morning, thought it was Wednesday for some reason.
* Email from brother-in-law, he's going to treat me to a day in Skegness on Monday as an early birthday gift - that was nice of him, I've not seen the sea for about 30 odd years. Mind you, if I remember rightly the smell of the barred fish and chip shops might drive me crazy!
* Knees a little painful, so had a walk into town to get a bag for the trip out on Monday. Plenty of people about, hte Nottingham beach well used - that was when I realised it was Friday...
* Got some disinfectant from the 99p shop, then found a stall selling cheapo back-bags and got one. (A cheapo bag not a stall.)
* Took photo (with permmission) of couple drumming up support for YFJ.
* Got bus home. Did some diaries, forgot to get potatoes, must get some tomorrow.

Saturday 18th August 2012

* Went over to see Stew and Margaret, only Stew there, but he was in good nick.
* Had a walk to Asda, passing the Forest where the Caribbean festival was having the final touches put to it for the weekend, fed the pigeons, and carried on to the store.
* Amazing price on small new potatoes, down from £1 to 25p a small bag! I took four bags, and a bag of red potatoes to roast for the trip out on Monday. Some tin peas, and tinned ham on offer too.
* Not a good idea I realised when I'd got to carry them all home!
* The knees gave me no bother, but the feet and hands did cause the blood was being stopped a bit with the heavy bags. Oh I am a fool... must have had to stop at least 20 times on the way back. The chest was bit painful too.
* Got home to the hovel, and using all remaining unburnt 3 saucepans to cook some potatoes. Let them cool while I did this and me blog. I did extra so I could use them in a salad for Margaret in the morning.

Sunday 19th August 2012

* In pain in chest area this morning, everything else feels fine.

* Did diaries, new ones added by Mark as requested, Brian Clough, Robin Hood and Adolph Hitler.


* Made some chicken curry for Margaret, then did my ablutions.

* Over to see Margaret (very tired) and Stew, a good chinwag, took a couple of photo's and then walked her home.


* Back to the hovel - "I thought by gum it's hot in here" - then I turned off the oven.

* Updated the weekly magazine articles.

* Tried again to sort out how to set the flippin' pre-set stations on the digital radio,  gave up after an hour.
* Headphones stopped working for some reason, then I cut me arm when taking out the rubbish to the bin.
* Returned to the laptop to do this blog and magazine articles.
* Chest bothersome again, but everything else just fine.

Monday 20th August 2012

* Up really early to do diaries and mags - then got ready for trip out to Skeggy.
* Just made it in time to meet Sister Janet and Brother-in-law Pete for trip out on train to Skegness that they had paid for as an early birthday pressie - except only Brother-in-law Pete was there, seems I got it mixed up again and thought Janet was coming. Not so.
* Really enjoyed chinwag and journey to Skeggy, nice weather not too hot, little wind.

Pete on train going there...

* Arrived at station and joined queue for mens WC.
* Hobbled down Lumley Road to the seafront, and ventured up to the shoreline to test the water.
Wind power thingamajigs things just off shore. 
* Walked North along the road, many things/memories found to discuss with Pete from 30 years ago last time either of us visited Skeggy.
* The deadly mobile scooters were rife, and I had a few close calls with them - but managed to avoid being knocked over by any this time!
* We passed a few Scooter hire and sales shops on out walks.
The deadly selection of Mobililty scooters at one shop! 
* Called in chippy for Pete to have his Fish & Chips - I must say having sampled one of his chips, and a bit of his fish - I thought they were horrible!
 A mystery why I took this one - A quick Senior-Moment perhaps? I see that I had a flash on his door though?

* Realised my left shoe was split open, so looked in cheapo shops and managed to find a pair of shoes for £12, a bargain thought I - threw old ones in waste bin.
* Hobbled dodging the deadly scooters back to the Train station in time to get catch train. Passing a shop that sold the same shoes for £10. Luckily Pete had hung onto the tickets.
* Nothing exciting I know, but I really enjoyed the day out, and thanked Pete.
* Got in Nottingham station, and I caught the Tram to the Forest, and walked rest of way home.
* Called in for loaf and spring water at Lidl - the staff being their usual 'must-you-bother-me selves.

Tuesday 21st August 2012

* Up and readied for INR Warfarin level checks at hospital. Did diaries first.
* Weather great for walk to hospital, did it in under 90 minutes!
* In and out like a shot again at clinic, again too early to use free bus pass, so walked back home... taking nearly two hours this time, the new shoes were hurting!
* Called at Stewards on way back, no one there though, must be out and about methinks!
* Had a nosh, battered fishcake sandwiches (Oh I do live well!).
* Drifted into the land of nod - woke up, laptop on and found that Brother-in-law had sent me some photographs he's taken at Skeggy to put on blog... so here they are:
Pete and me - Me smiling?

Me looking at me North Sea covered hands?

You can see the fear, as I peruse future health risks for hire and on sale!

Prospective attacker choosing his weapon!

The chippy...

Wednesday 22nd August 2012


* Woke up feeling a bit stiff, went to make a cuppa - turned off the oven I'd left on all night, filled kettle, went up to WC, turned off the water heater I'd left on all night, then searched for a hour or so before finding me hearing aids on top of the digital radio that does not work any-more.

* Did diaries, created graphic for facebook to tell folk... then realised too late that I'd put the wrong date on the graphic.

* Not a good start to the day... the kettle wasn't working.

Thursday 23rd  August 2012

* Stomach even more bloated and painful this morning - but knees, hands, neck & shoulder, feet, sternum, ulcer, hernia and earache all easier! Hurrah!
* Bad nights kip though, took me until 0400hrs to nod off, then I nodded off and missed me morning medications! Grrr...
* Went over to see Margaret and Stew about 1030hrs, they were off out shopping in Sherwood.
* Came back to the hovel and did the diaries for the day.
* Around 1600hrs I nipped out to Lidl to try and get some tomatoes, potatoes and lettuce. Forgot to get the potatoes.

Friday 24th August 2012



* Bit dizzy this morning, but it soon cleared.

* Medications - did diaries, abluted and made some baked cheese & potatoes for Margaret.

* Went over the road to see Stewart and Margaret, but she was not there today (Sob!)
* Walked into town and caught bus out to Morrison's, where I raided their Special offers - Tin Potatoes at 19p, Battered fish steaks for 99p, short date red potatoes at £1, and Vegetable Curry at 59p a tin. Making sure this time I did not get too much to carry home.
* Bus back to town, then bus to Carrington, put stuff away and got the laundry ready... off to the launderette.
* £12 later, I returned home and decided to warm up some left over stuff in the micro-wave.
* The micro-wave not longer works.
* Noted a vehicle park on the zig-zag lines near a pelican crossing and a corner, as the driver jumped out and went in the food shop on the corner to get something to eat. Took a photo of it - then enjoyed a little discussion with the driver when he came out of the eatery when he saw me... good fun that, a decent crowd gathered, and he decided to race off.
* I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the many considerate gits that have popped unsolicited mail through my door again, this week:

Netflix: Who obviously don't know I do not own a TV

The Midnight Pharmacy: Who informed me they open until midnight, with free parking on the road after 0930hrs. Who obviously don't know I do not own a car any more.

Scottish Power: Kindly offering me the golden opportunity to switch my utility needs the them.

Golden Grill Pizza and Kebab: Who obviously don't know I do not like pizzas or kebabs.

Top Pizza Chicken and Kebab: Who obviously don't know I do not like pizzas or kebabs.

Nott's building and Roofing Ltd: Who obviously do not realise my impecunious position.

Pick and Mix: Offering me Highlights from £39, Deluxe pedicure £26, Gents haircuts from £12. Who obviously don't realise I'm as bald as a badger.

UK Pizza: Who obviously don't know I do not like pizzas.

Golden Southern Fried Chicken and Pizza: Who cannot be aware of my dislike of Pizzas or my being barred from eating anything fried.

Kebabish Takeaway: Who obviously don't know I do not like pizzas or kebabs.

Ingeus (Formerley Wor Directions): Informing me that I can claim up to £2,275 when I employ an 18 to 24 year-old yob... I mean person.

Green Thumb: Telling me the secret of a beautiful lawn. Not encouraging one to let them do the lawn with any confidence... as it is obvious there are no gardens attached to the premises!

The Mind Shop, and the National Hereditary Breast Cancer: For leaving me a plastic bag to place my donations in for them.

The Nottingham Police: Asking me if I noticed anything yesterday evening between 2200hrs and 2250hrs, when two of the houses opposite mine were burgled. even supplying me with a telephone number I could use. Obviously they are not aware of my hearing difficulties.

DG Cars: Who obviously forgot that I used to work for them.

Gives one a warm feeling being so popular...

Saturday 25th August 2012

* Feeling unbelievably drained this morning.

* Went over to see Margaret and Stew, came back and nodded off.

* So weary.

Sunday 26th August 2012

 * Feeling a lot better this morning.

* Did diaries, blog, and passed water eleven times during the process... oh, twelve now.

* Scrub and a brush up - then over to see Margaret and Stewart - Stew watching his newly purchased DVD's on his giant TV. Margie making his nosh for him. His toilet was blocked so I popped back and got me gloves, coathanger and bucket, returned and in seconds I was down the hole, and freed it - then took about 5 minutes to get meself stood back up again!

* Came home, Margaret chasing after me... at last! But no, it was only because I'd forgotten me bucket and gloves... huh!

* Got on laptop to finish this and me blog, then submit me weekly waffle to the Spoof.

Monday 27th August 2012

* Up early, medications (all bar water tablets) then did the Spoof diaries for the day. During which I only required four visits to the WC... getting easier now.

* Wash, shave sh__, teggies tended to.

* Went over to see Stewart, but he was not in, I'd forgot it was Monday, his day at the social centre. [i](I know... your amazed that I should forget anything)[/i]

* Set out for walk to Bulwell. A lot of shops closed when I got there, but I did manage to get some cheap Alliums, tin of ham, and pickled cucumber.

* Got home by bus, (bless the free bus-pass), took me water tablets and on the laptop.

Tuesday 28th August 2012

* Found three happy birthday greetings for me on facebook. One from me mate Trevor in Dorset, and two from cyber-friends... marvellous!

* Went to make a cuppa, and tried the kettle before using the saucepan just in hopes that it had rectified its own fault and started working again... it did!

* Thinking things were looking up now, I tried the digital radio to see if that had mended itself too... but dropped it on the floor while trying to tune it - had a little memorial service for it as I threw it in the bin.
* Carbolicalised meself, shaved, teggies done, polished me head and clean togs on, and off to the surgery to see the GP and nurse. (0740hrs & 0750hr appointments)

* The sexy, desirable, pretty, attractive, movement inspiring doctor also wished me a happy birthday bless her. Appointment made for a camera to be put down me throat into tummy arranged, awaiting the date to come back to us. Some tablets dosages changed. Prescriptions for Aludrox and Omeprazole given. I left the picture of pulcritude's surgery, and was greeted by the nurse awaiting to take me blood.

* All done and finished too early for me to go to the shop and chemists, so I came back to the hovel, made a cuppa, and updated this Senior Moment's tripe.

* Set off out to chemist to get prescriptions filled, and Lidl to get me bread, be overcharged and sneered at.


* Changed me mind, and hobbled into the City Centre, paying no heed to the scantily clad young females all around me as I arrived at the Broad Marsh centre 99p shop. I purchased some bickies for medical staff's break-time, some croissants for Margaret, a cheap comedy DVD for Stewart, and two cans for 99p fresh-air spray. I managed not to walk into anything as I passed the scantily clad young females on me walk to the slab square, where I took some photo's of the Nottingham fair and beach.

* Bus to QMC - in and out in 15 minutes.

* Avoiding the he scantily clad young females nearby, I caught the bus to Carrington, went into Lidl to get me bread, expensive birthday treat goulash, was not overcharged, but the usual well used Lidl sneer was offered by the bloke at the check-out. You could tell he was a well trained professional by the way, when I asked him if he wanted the odd 26p to save his change he muttered: "Don't worry abart it yoof!" So I didn't.

* As I walked by the building site, I noticed a new sign on the temporary fencing: "It is an offence to..." the end bit had been snapped off.

* The building in the bottom photo, rear left, is the bank that had the CIT van attacked.

Wednesday 29th August 2012

* Up, medicated, abluted, and on the laptop doing diaries at 0530hrs.

* Pete emailed me, would I fancy a bus ride into Mansfield - so I agreed, and walked to town bus station to meet him, and off to Mansfield.
* Pottered about a bit in the heavy rain, and Pete got his shopping in, then we got but bus back to Nottingham.

* Where I turned off the oven I'd left on.

* 40 visits or so to the WC later, I watched a video... well nearly, but I fell asleep, woke up to go to the WC - rewound the DVD... went to the WC, then gave up and tried to get some sleep proper.

Thursday 30th August 2012

* Up early, did the diaries, abluted, changed into togs, and called over the road to see Stewart and Margaret.

* I put the luggage box onto Stew's mobility scooter, but that made it too long to get it back into his shed/garage.

* Margaret arrived, and suggested we try to tie a backpack bag to the rear of the seat - brilliant idea! I managed to get it fixed nice and solid, and Magaret stored the topbox away in case needed later. She's good!

* The padlock on the shed had broken, luckily I had one at home with two keys, and we used that to secure it.

* The wind from both ends was embarrassing today...

Friday 31st August 2012

* With no sleep the night before last, I put on a Heartbeat DVD to watch, about 1830hrs last night - and woke up this morning at 0530hrs - distorted, aching, and with the broken headhones dangling around my neck and stomach. Oh dear...

* Got on with the diaries, medications taken, and a few cups of tea.