Friday 20th August 2021: Inchies Diary, and sometimes the odd ode, that might be told?

♥ Does Anyone know what's going on here, Please? ♥

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FRIDAY 20th AUGUST 202

Original Waking Up Pleasure!

07:25hrs: The latest ever time of waking for me. Thanks to my getting my head down so late (Liberty-Global Virgin Media and Amazon being the guilty ones who caused this!), and getting only three hours kip, if that! 

I'll explain:

I woke up with a start. There I was, half-in, half-out of the c1968, second-hand £300, grotty, none-working recliner, with the lovely form of Carer Julie stood over me. Tsk! But, the manner of my awakening was the gem of the morning.

I was embarrassed, to say the least, yet it was as good an awakening as I might have prayed for. Haha! On seeing her and hearing her comforting inquiries into my state of health - for a second, I thought I might be in my usual condition when sleeping, of being stark naked. Frit me, that did! It must have been cold three hours ago, when I got down to kip, cause I'd put on a long thick dressing gown - and so very glad that I did now! 

Carer Jill took it all calmly in her stride, and I thanked her for all the time and help given yesterday. She said there is a difference already to this room, and I agreed, telling her I'd taken photos last night and put him in my blog and Facebook.

She got the medicines given, and questions asked, but with a bit of smile on her gorgeous face this morning, no doubt my red face encouraged this. Haha!

As I strove to get up, Colin Cramps suddenly came on the attack, yet by the time I'd got up, caught my balance and grabbed Metal Mickey (Walking stick), the pains and distortedness had gone?

Jillie said she was coming to do tonight's medications for me and would collect the big bag of clothing then. She took some stuff down from the radiator to take to the charity table in Winwood Court Social area. Helps every time she calls. Precious is not a strong enough word to describe her. ♥ Off she went

A couple of minutes chin-wagging, and I was almost tempted to ask her if she would adopt me. Hahaha!

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All Alone Again

But with the comfort of knowing Jill would be back!

I took some items to refill the radiator top in the hallway. No pain! I have to say that it was as if Arthur Itis had gone away on holiday?

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Computer On

And tracked the order with the Marmite biscuits and Thompsons Punjana on it.

Amazon, hello, Amazon! You might, after failing to deliver my goods twice, I thought you might learn a bit? It's looking highly likely that I may, perhaps, get it delivered today.

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Got The Health Check Done

Another good set of figures!

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Ablutionalisationing!

A total overall of only about six dropsies, and that must be close to a record?

The bashed-up right shoulder is calming down at last. The bruise is stubborn, mind.

As I was in the shower, I did notice the Varicose Vanessa's, were coming lumpy again. Possible that Colin Cramp's attention caused this, do you think?

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Worrying Tsunamis of Wee-Weeing

I went to make a brew of Glengettie tea. Got the kettle on, and I had to struggle swiftly to the emergency bucket. With the PP's and this thick long dressing gown on, I didn't think I'd make it in time to the wet room.

Another surprise for me! A brand new mode of weeing to me this one was. No messing or encouragement needed (and that is rare!) No indications whatever of any Pre or Cessational Micturitional dribbling, either. Bit of a surprising day for me up to now, mayhaps?

Washed, and back to the tea making. Poured it out, and going for the milk - I had to hobble back to the bucket? Dead the same M.O. as well? Like someone turning a tap (faucet) on full blast and then off after a few seconds?

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Back to the Computer

Had a nosey at the YourArea Emagazine

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CorelDrawing

I'm right out of blog top and humour graphicalisations now. Humph! I must go to creating some... back in a couple of hours - Well, earlier if the parcels arrive. The ParcelForce I can hope for, but the Amazon one with the trousers... well?

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Oh, I'll look at the Tracker first...

Good!

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Getting My Slipper On

Accifauxpas

I hit the back of my head, getting back up after grabbing the footwear. Humph!

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Argh!

A letter telling me my insurance had run out!

I must beg someone to call them for me.

Brew and a nibble

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Tried To Put Oder in For Food

JS Sainsbury, I could make contact with, kept getting odd messages in computer Geek?.

So I tried Morrisons - Same result?

Iceland, the site was slow. But I struggled to get an order in, then it wouldn't let me pay?

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Forgot About the Graphics!

Back on CorelDraw, tired out now.

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Food Order arrived

I wished it was the Amazon trousers order. I fear this is not going to arrive. It's being cunningly ignored my Amazon!

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Got the Fodder Sorted

Cheesy mash with butter, Sapoca meat, canned peas, tomatoes of all shades, a cheese portion and a cheese portion

I had my first try of the Marmite biscuits.

Sorry, I bothered! Meal Rating: 7/10.

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Put the TV on...

I used subtitles so I could hear if the buzzer went off while viewing.

Fell asleep all the same.

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Woken Up By The Evening Carer, Jill

I'm afraid I was still half-asleep and was without doubt muddle-minded. I hope I didn't miss or forget something important that Jill might have said or told me. I remember she took the insurance letter with her, I think. 

By the time Jillie was leaving, I was just coming around a bit. We spoke, I thanked her
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I Must Try Not to Fall Asleep

Mission impossible I fear. I don't really think that the trousers will ever arrive, but there must be a slight glimmer of hope; Else I might as well just go to sleep now. I am fed-up, with so little going right again! Thank heavens above for Jillie ♥.

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Updated This Blog

Emailed the link. Went on Facebook.

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Nope no Amazon Again

Can't find out how to contact them on the site. Anyone who can help, Please?

Yes, but how, please?

TTFN