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Last Night Events...
Meal - Gorgeous smokey BBQ flavoured mackerel. Potatoes drizzled with Worcestershire Sauce and those naughty fresh cream cakes!
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TUESDAY 10th AUGUST 2021
I woke in utter mental confusion. I lay there getting the head sorted out as best I could. But EQ was warning me of stress to come, and although Jill told me she was not calling this morning, the EQ insisted that Jill would be attending? My thoughts kept jumping from one thing to another, totally unconnected? Iceland order due, Amazon Scratchings are due to be delivered today.
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Wee-Wee Needed
05:50hrs: The mental torment was relieved by the demand from the bladder that I take wee-wee, somewhat urgently. So I did! It was an unwilling, trickling session, with masses of the tiniest droplets of CMD (Cessational Micturition Dribbling). Unfortunately, all the following wee-wees were of the same model, and they were many of them, so many at one stage I was physically fed-up with them, and Little Inchy became sore and tender. Not a very good start to the day. Worra life!
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Health Checks Completed
Had a quick wash and got on with the medical checks. Made this graph of the results.
Aha, back down into the orange zone again! Encouraging that, let's hope it stays there. Hello, off for another wee-wee!
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Got the kettle on
But no time for a brew - the innards informed me that the Porcelain Throne was needed - so that where I went. Hehe!
You can tell it was another Constipation Colin controlled session by how far I got on with the crosswording. It took even longer and more effort this morning to get the action started. However, once moving, it smoothly yet painfully flowed. And once again, no bleeding! Yee-Haa!
The pins and plates were looking paler than they had done in ages. On the plus side, all of the veins, blotches. Papules, scars, etc., seem to have disappeared from view? That'll do!
Back On The Computer
Put some potatoes in the crockpot, unseasoned. Made the belated brew of Glengettie tea. And onto the computer once again.
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Email From Iceland
I'd ordered some Wholemeal cobs, two packs of four, on offer. These were for treats and one pack of six small-sized, ready-sliced one for myself. Iceland had no boxes of fours ordinaire, so sent two more bags of the sliced ones. I would not have room in the freezer for eighteen rolls! Once again, they had none of the Jacobs Leicester cheese nibbles, and they substituted the plain cheese ones again. Bein as I am currently trying to declutter, with the help of Jill, I intend to send them back and reject these substitutions.
There! Willpower!
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Made a start on this Blog
After about an hour and a half (and three more wee-wees), I had to return to the wet room to use the Porcelain Throne again.
It was the same style as the first go, but there was more evacuated product this go.
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Morning Carer Arrived
While I was just emptying and sanitising the almost filled up Emergency Wee-Bucket, I heard a rustling sound as the carer came in, down the hallway and disappeared into the front room.
As I came out of the wet room, I discovered it was Carer Jillie who'd come in! So, the EQ was correct, yet again! The gal soon sorted the medications for me and took things away to help with the decluttering process. ♥
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Iceland Delivery Arrives
I was a smidge proud of myself for remembering to return the cobs and biscuit substitutions. The driver put the bags through into the hallway for me, bless him. Thanked him and offered him a treat, but he refused, and off he went.
I got the fodder stored away.
The fridge was much fuller now, and the freezer... well, cram-packed full!
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Waste Bags Assembled
I made another bag and added this one to the others in the box. Got them balanced rather wonkily balanced on the walker-trolley lid.
I added a bog for Jenny, Doris and Frank, and one for Deana. Set out with the following plan:
To the chute-room and drop the bags in the shaft. Down to Jenny's flat, leave the bag outside her door. Then down to the ground floor and walk through to the Winwood Court to the office with the wardens treats, then back to see if I can find caretaker Robert for a chinwag. Sounded good to me! And back up to the flat.
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To the Chute-Room
As I was putting the first bag down the tube, I caught my knuckle on the corner of the cast iron cover. The bleeding soon stopped. As I was putting the first bag down the tube, I caught my knuckle on the edge of the cast iron lid. A quick suck and the bleeding soon stopped.
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Into the Lift Lobby
To catch the elevator down to Jenny's level.
Dropped off the bag at Jen's and down in the lift to the ground floor elevator lobby. Deana was putting up some posters, so I handed her the bag and walked through to look for Robert. Up in the cage, with the now emptied box and trolley walker, I trundled once more to the flat.
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HOME!
In through the apartment door...
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Herbert was giving it some hammer!
I went onto the balcony and took these shots of the new car parking spaces. The end park is in use now, I reckon?
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Nosh Prepped.
Minced beef, leeks, tomatoes and puree. Beef cube, squid sauce, and a drop of liquid smoke. Hope it comes out alright.
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Updating Blog
I updated this post and then investigated the local YourArea Emagazine for interesting or annoying to copy and use.
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Amazon Due Shortly
Waiting for Delivery
Then I'll get some nosh sorted out. I'm getting peckish, to put it mildly.
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Depression? A pain in the perinea,
Memory loss? More annoyance in the derriere,
Peripheral Neuropathy? Vestibulocochlear,
Losing track causes unintentional logorrhoea,
Frustrations can cause sickening nausea,
Memories can be recalled of yesteryear,
But not Doctors appointments nowadays, I fear!
Waking up sometimes, with my brain out of gear,
The eyesight; Saccades assures is never too clear,
Common sense tends to disappear!
Nattering and chinwagging, I hold so dear...
I'm losing it; to me, that's not queer!
As for being adopted? Can I volunteer?
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The Amazon Delivery
I think, according to the tracker, the chap is further away than he was over an hour ago?
And the smell from the chilli beef stew is driving me crazy - and I still dare not go to get the ablutions done yet - and the carers might come soon - I'm pissed-off again!
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Checked Tracker Again
I think the Amazon driver is getting further away than ever now? Knackered my eating a meal. Can't get the ablutions done. Carers may be due anytime now. No chance of a kip! Blungletadcrap! Ruined the day for me. They told me when I put the order in that it will be delivered by 13:00hrs today - it's now nearly 17:00hrs, and the man seems to be going in the opposite direction... I am miffed!
The Funglecraptwats have ruined my homemade from scratch minced beef chilli meal! Stopped me from getting any sleep, and I'm selly from no being able to wash and shave... And still, I don't know when or if they will arrive!!! Cragnangles!
And Herbert is tap-tapping, knock-knocking away to his heart's content up above. Snotty, superior Herbert is a ... Oh, never mind! But I do! I have never been, so wee'd off.
Checked The Tracker Again
He's miles further away now!
Starting Template for Tomorrow
Did half an hour, but my heart is no longer in it! I'm starving, hungry, pissed off, tired and likely to make myself ill with all the hassle! Gitbuggers! I'll have another look at the tracker. Huh!
Look at this bugger! A New ETA Now - not the 13:oohrs any longer, of course, but...
I'm Fed-Up!
Just thought I'd mention it in passing.
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Amazon Arrives
All was forgiven when I saw the almost hangdog, down-in-the-mouth expression on the poor delivery drivers face. I offered a can of plonk, and he took it, bringing a slight smile to his face - worth a fortune thinking I'd cheered him up.
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Got the ablution done
At long last!
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Evening Carer Arrived
It was young Katsia. She presses the door buzzer before coming in. Hehehe! Soon got the medications sorted, and time for a bit of a chinwag was much appreciated. ♥
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Evening Chilli Time
I really enjoyed this beauty of a chilli. Flavour rating: 9.2/10. Cleared up, wee-wee'd, had down, TV on and... Zzz!
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