Inchies Local News Snippets - Issue 56⅔rds
Mr Freeman, Jordan Werkowski,
Arrived in UK, was given a house rent free,
Free medications, now, pees unpainfully,
Changed his name, to avoid his past being naughty,
Carried on as he did in Poland, you see…
Got jailed over there often, ten times he was set free,
A retired solicitor friend told me…
Werkowski, now back in jail in the UK,
Ten-weeks sentence, for the so-called refugee,
I bet he’s laughing and whooping Whoopie!
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Humankind all over, are acting & reacting more violently?
Drug gangs using kids to distribute, getting adolescently?
Murderers to kill again are being set free?
Bullies, muggers, addicts... no end to them, as I can, see?
Citizen’s responses to authority…
Are evermore recalcitrantly...
Cause MPs are getting more idiosyncrasy…
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Well, I don’t blame him, with me it’s just fine…
I searched for comparative salaries; it took me a lot of time…
Nottinghamshire renumeration £146,469,
West Midlands renumeration £213,519,
And in Birmingham, there might be less crime?
Good luck Craig, go earn an extra dime,
Keep taking the amitryptline!
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Nottingham is the most dangerous major city in Nottinghamshire and is among the top 20 most dangerous overall out of Nottinghamshire's 236 towns, villages, and cities. The overall crime rate in Nottingham in 2021 was 145 crimes per 1,000 people. This compares poorly to Nottinghamshire's overall crime rate, coming in 32% higher than the Nottinghamshire rate of 76 per 1,000 residents. For England, Wales, and Northern Ireland as a whole, Nottingham is among the top 5 most dangerous major cities, and the 109th most dangerous location out of all towns, cities, and villages.
In December 2021, Nottingham had the worst crime rate in Nottinghamshire for bicycle theft, with 92 crimes reported and a crime rate of 0.54 per 1,000 inhabitants. December 2021 was also a bad month for Nottingham residents, when it was Nottinghamshire's most dangerous area for burglary, recording 124 crimes at a rate of 42 per 1,000 residents.
Nottingham recorded 319 reports of criminal damage and arson during December 2021, making its crime rate of 1.0 the worst for criminal damage in Nottinghamshire that month.
It was such a pleasure, seeking these figures on-line,
The Nottinghamian’s, continue to go out for drink, drugs & wine.
Getting into fights, spiking, there’re so ovine...
Then they’ll be marching, chanting, don’t buy ermine!
Save the weasel, and vespertilionine?
Next, holding up a corner shop with a carbine?
Run short of cash? “Let’s mug someone, easy-meat, who's 79!”
Ah, lets ring the suicide hotline!
Our job prospects are on the decline…
They’ll do some muggings to make a dime…
Hack into next doors electricity power line…
Confident that everything will work out fine…
I’m trying now, to find a punchline...
"Let’s break into Gerry’s flat again", the docile old swine!
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Surely not! Tsk!
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Then wondered why in the slightest I cared...
We've nothing of worth to the other to be shared,
If I died or he, would either us be scared or cared?
Would my hatred of him, mean he was murdered...
If I did knock him off, I might get applauded?
Moments ago, I was feeling contented and warmhearted...
Then read of this animals crimes, and my contentment wheritted...
His compassion at an early age, must have vegetated...
Surely he knows how much his actions are hated?
Yet I'd like, nae! Love, to there when he's cremated...
Sorry... my own empathy I temporarily vacated!
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LATE SNIPPETS
He must have consciousness, advertence of his crime, murder,
What he’d done, advertence, foreplaning, whatever…
Apparently, no guilt, whatsoever?
In court, he showed a young reporter some ardour!
He wanted to know how much the TV would pay for his tale,
True-life murder on TV, never gets stale,
Police blamed Rikki’s mother; yet another police fail…
You can bet the Parole Board will free him early from jail!
Well, the old fool continues on his mission to never get more than two of the three houses needed for hime to win an Amazon voucher! Here are his guesses results tis week.
Mon: 0 - Tue: 1 Wed: 0 Thurs: 2 Fri: 0 Sat 1
You can see that his luck is the same...
Chronically Bad!
Nottingham makes the list good and bad. Unfortunately, the list of good stuff is locked away in history and the bad stuff is lengthy and happening daily. A rough bunch of badniks for sure, killers of kids, destroyers of lives. Then I see that the folks "working" in the criminal justice system are making one hell of a bunch more than most, not to mention (actually I am actually mentioning it right here and now) the fact that they were not hired to lessen the burdens of the perpetrators and make their victims wondering if it is safe to open a door to anyone. The statistics noted right here let all N'ham gentle folk cognizant that a violent attack may come at them from every corner and at any time. The con artist from Poland is in the right place to make ill-gotten piles of cash and who knows what else. I need to teleport a time/space machine to Flat 72, set the dial for a gentler time to give yer a holiday away from these modern thieves, connivers, and violent barstards. The machine I am sending is a special edition model designed after the Tardis of Who! Listen for the theme song and you'll know it is near.
ReplyDeleteThe low lifes get lower. Tim
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