Monday 26th July 2021: Diary, Photographicalisations, and maybe the odd ode, that might be told?

♥ TFZer With a keen fan? Hehehe! ♥

MONDAY 26th JULY 2021

Blimey, was I in an industrious mood this morning! Woke at 05:50hrs, wee-wee needed, and within about three minutes, I'd parted company with the £300, second-hand, c1968, horrendously grungy coloured, eyesore of a haemorrhoid-testing, unfit-for-use, recliner, and utilising the NWWB (Nocturnal-Wee-Wee Bucket). No pre or after leakages! Took the bucket for cleaning and sanitising - and I found myself at the kitchen sink, giving it some with the lounge pants washing in the sink. Eagerly, too?

All done, washed, rinsed, refreshed and hung to dry above the sink. All of the ailments were of little bother to me... This is weird! I wondered if I'm taken any cocaine without realising it?

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I carried on grafting away?

Finished and cleaned up a bit, then got the waste bags made up and into the box.

There seemed to be no stopping me?

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Stand-Up Ablutions Done

I was still amazed at how kind Arthur Itis, Back-Pain Brenda,, Duodenal Donald etc., were being with me; it was actually concerned me; this was so unnatural.

Too early for a shower yet. But I got the teeth done, remembering to use the new prescription toothpaste... Even the memory, as well as the alacrity and enthusiasm, was showing, nae rampant, this morning?

I wondered if I might have died during the night, and my mind and body mended, and I'd been sent back down to try again, to get it right this time? No toe-stubbing, no walking into doorframes or furniture... Something is amiss here! 

And this unhead of for years, enthusiasm for cleaning the place? That's nonsensical, absurd, verging on lunacy! 

Why even Little Inchies fungal lesion and Harold's Haemorrhoids are not bleeding today?

You can understand my concern... can't you? Is this really happening? 

Paradoxically, the legs looked better than they have for ages, too?

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Health Checks Performed

Just look at the resulting figures here: very fair indeed.

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Carer Cassie Arrived

As I was making a brew. She soon got me sorted out and managed a couple of minutes chinwag afterwards, bless her. 

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Started answering Blogger Comments

There was such a lot of them, but I managed to get them both replied to. Hehe!

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A Summoning to the Porcelain Throne

Ah, things might be getting back to normal, or not, we'll see. This session was a really messy job; a lot of content made getting the flush to work a struggle, needing several refills and flushed to clear the WC, and then the recycled toilet paper stubbornly floated mockingly, laughing at me, atop of the water!

I still left some traces of the TP after all my efforts to clear the Porcelain Throne. Tsk!

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The Weird Enthusiasm Returned

I'd decided to get the kitchen floor cleaned and mopped. And went at it with some gusto!

The moment I felt the pain under my right foot as I pressed the pedal to first spin the mop - I realised I'd not got any socks or slippers on.

Now, this is more like reality!

I got it done; limpingly. Hahaha!

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Out Onto The Balcony

I took some photographs of the workmen back at the new car park creating site.

Then I took a closer shot.

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Got the Sunday Blog Finished

So they could change the formatting, fonts sizes etc., before publishing. Which they did, again! And sent of to Google Blogger.

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Ode To The Day So Far

From worries, I feel self-absolved,

I didn't feel uptight or frampold,

Determine the cleaning will be resolved,

Work ethics today had me in a stranglehold,

The reason for this was never solved,

My determination to work was semibold,

The ailments didn't want to get involved...

Even the brain, I caught caprioled,

Singing to myself, songs of old...

At housework, I seem to have extolled?

My worrying, just got dissolved?

Had insanity now taken a hold?

Had I caught Covid or got a bad cold?

Mopped the kitchen floor, behold!

I didn't feel handicapped or even old?

Had I died or just devolved?

Has someone slipped me Amsterdam Gold?

My thoughts on life were circumvolved,

What's happening? I need to be told!

Is this heaven in which I've a foothold?

Me? Enjoying cleaning the household?

Me? That's hard to see and behold,

My brain, has it been cavorted, caracoled?

Or is it the Vascular Dementia, getting bold?

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Herbert's giving it some hammer again up above.

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Blimey, It's LAte Already!

I'm going to try and get an hours kip before the evening carer arrives. TTFN

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No chance

Grobblemanskisms!

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Made A Quick Nosh

 Chicken, Chilli flavoured. Mini pork and pickle pies potatoes; cooked with liquid smoke in the crockpot, and a pot of lemon curd yoghourt.

Taste Rating 7.5/10!

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Amazon Delivery

Pimms and Dettol disinfectant received. Slipped the driver a can of rum & Coke in thanks.

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Onto the Balcony

To see if I could spot the driver going.

Then took this Art Decko(?) shot, when I nearly dropped the camera, but caught it, taking this photograph below.

Came out clearer than an intended shot? Hehe!.

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Carer Valerie Arrived.

Lovely to see her, she gives me care and confidence. And of, she is beautiful. ♥ But too young for me - Damnations! Haha! 

Soon had me sorted, then had a natter, which she knows I am fond of. ♥

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Updated This Blog to Here.

Then went on Facebooking, TFZ and Windwood Heights. Next, I posted this off to Google (Change-the-formatting) Blogger.

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I bid thee all a great day